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the may roundup: part one

may, 2008

Here are all the photos I took in the first half of May that didn't make it into their very own entry.


Thursday, May 1st

On Thursday night, Meredith and I went out to Williamsburg for movie night at Siege and KT's. If you like zombie movies and/or surreal comedy, I highly recommend the movie Fido.   tags:movie


Siege had recently bought a new projector and we got to enjoy the movie in near-cinematic-screen size!   tags:movie

clayton cubitt siege
Fido....must...give....   tags:siege zombie

, clayton cubitt siege, katie james
...girls....crotch!   tags:katie katie d siege


Saturday, May 3rd

After lunch on Saturday, Meredith and I were walking home and we decided to pop into our local pet store and look at the animals. We were in the back looking at the lizards and we found a tank that had three lizards (all skinks) in it. Two of the skinks were big and colorful, the other skink was smaller and less colorful. Right as we were standing there watching them, one of the big skinks runs all the way across the cage and starts attacking the small skink!    tags:best lizard


At first we thought they were just play-fighting, but then the big skink starting swallowing his friend whole! It was totally shocking. So shocking that I didn't even think to take my camera out until we was half-finished eating him and then I snapped this picture   tags:lizard


The thing wriggled like that for almost 2 minutes before finally running out of juice. A few minutes later, a pet-store employee walked by and we told what we'd witnessed and showed him the video and he was like "Oh, man. I gotta show this to my boss. I keep telling him this is why nobody but me should be allowed to do the lizards! You can't put a little guy like that in with the skinks! What was he thinking?" Anyway, it was pretty crazy. Put Discovery in HD to shame!   tags:lizard video

meredith silverman
Later, we enjoyed the windy afternoon admiring the view our affords of the East River. Here's Meredith showing off the two "dinosaur sew-on patches" she'd recently purchased.   tags:meredith roof windy

, ellen hart, quinn asteak
Later that night, we had a dinner with Quinn, Faran and Ellen.   tags:ellen hart faran quinn

brian battjer, meredith silverman
Yep, that's about right.   tags:me meredith boobs peep us


Monday, May 5th
antony ellis
On Monday night we went out to Orchard Bar. Posh Tony was there!   tags:posh tony

meredith silverman
Meredith's got moves. What's got two thumbs and "white man's overbite?"   tags:meredith


THIS GUY!

antony ellis
Hahaha. Even the guy in the background knows what to think about this character.   tags:posh tony the bird


Thursday, May 8th
, meredith silverman
On Thursday night I met up with Meredith and Mandy who were both celebrating completing ITP's graduate program at NYU.   tags:mandy o meredith kiss

, meredith silverman
Mer, Mandy and another ITPer.   tags:mandy o meredith


Become your dream, Trashman. Become your dream.   tags:art trash

meredith silverman
Mer got a little over zealous with the celebratin' and had to take a lil' T.O. on the elevator ride home.   tags:meredith drunk elevator

meredith silverman
Gradulamated and all growsed up.   tags:meredith drunk elevator


Saturday, May 10th
, meredith silverman
Despite getting wasted the previous evening, Meredith rallied like a champ and got up bright and early to meet her parents...   tags:meredith mr silverman

, meredith silverman
...and a bunch of her ITP friends for brunch.   tags:hatti meredith

scott meriam, sophia lamar
A little after midnight that evening, I went over to Leigh's for some pre-game cocktails. Sophia and Scott were there, you know, drying their hairdos.   tags:scott m sophia lamar

leigh lezark
Leigh was sitting in the window sill...   tags:leigh fan window windy

leigh lezark
...you know, using the fan to practice whipping her hair around in the wind dramatically.   tags:leigh best fan window windy

leigh lezark, mike doyle
Mike Doyle was in town visiting from San Francisco! We all went out to some party that was in the bar right next door to Leigh's apt!   tags:leigh mike doyle

mike doyle
After, we went back to Leigh's, played Rockband and made ugly faces. Hahaha. Here's Mike's.   tags:mike doyle ugly face

leigh lezark
Hahaha.   tags:leigh laugh

brian battjer
Ugly face! They trick is to get your two eyes to go in slightly different directions. Wonky eye!   tags:me ugly face

leigh lezark, mike doyle
Wonky Eye x 2! Yay!   tags:leigh mike doyle wonky

leigh lezark
Woodland Creature!   tags:leigh woodland creature

mike doyle
Late, late, late night, we went to Odessa and got grill cheeses (Mike put BACON on his!), french fries, pierogies and latkes! Delicious!    tags:mike doyle diner happy odessa


Sunday, May 11th

On Sunday afternoon I took an NJ Transit train out...   tags:nj train


...out to the Rahwah stop.   tags:nj train

stephanie battjer
Went to my Aunt Elaine and Uncle Wayne's house for my grandpa's 85th birthday. Here's my mom having some dinner. After we finished eating...   tags:mom food

, lindsay carrick
...it was time for the cake! Happy 85th, Grandpa!   tags:grandpa lindsay birthday cake

, lindsay carrick
Make a wish!   tags:grandpa lindsay birthday cake


Wednesday, May 14th
brian battjer
Some days are action packed. Other days...   tags:me wtf

meredith silverman
...not so much.   tags:meredith asleep bed wtf


Friday, May 16th
emily cmielewski
On Friday night I went up to the Upper West Side to go to a house party at Emily and Tim's apartment! Here's Emily all excited to show me their place!   tags:emily excited roxbury high school

emily cmielewski, rachael
Awwww! Emily and Rachael!   tags:emily rachael roxbury high school

tim smith
Emily's boyfriend (now husband!) Tim loved him some rum and fired up Guitar Hero! Wooooo!   tags:tim guitar hero metal videogames


Yes!   tags:guitar hero videogames

brian battjer, emily cmielewski
Hahaha. Em and me.   tags:emily me kiss

rachael
Around 1am, the party started moving into "full effect." (As clearly evidenced by this picture of Rachael enjoying some smoked Italian meat and a glass of "white zinf" on the kitchen floor. Yes!)   tags:rachael


Simon was there too!   tags:simon

tim smith
Back in the living room, everyone's sore fingers made the executive decision that it was time for a game change! Wii Tennis! I'm pretty sure it was Emily who was manning my camera, because suddenly the photos go from action shots of us playing Wii Tennis...   tags:tim tennis videogames wii

tim smith
...to straight-up ASS shots of Tim playing Wii Tennis.   tags:tim man ass

tim smith
"Honey! Are you taking pictures of my ass?" Tim asked with sweetly-shy smile on his face.    tags:tim shy

brian battjer
More Wii action shots.   tags:me house party videogames wii


I see you crouching down low over there with your camera! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING AN ASS PHOTO!   tags:point wii


Tim & Emily! (SPOILER ALERT: They get married 5 months after this photo was taken! Yay!)


We've clearly moved on to bowling now.   tags:bowling house party videogames wii

tim smith
Just because you're playing videogames doesn't mean that Emily can't start a danceparty!    tags:tim dance house party videogames wii


Perfect form!   tags:bowling house party videogames wii


I stayed and played until the wee (Wii?) hours of the morning! Taxi ride home in the daylight at 5:20am!


Sunrise in the background!


We live near the power plant.


Thursday, May 22nd

Here are more pictures I'm posting in my efforts to help people think rats are less terrible! Sure, they're vermin-y, but there also pretty adorable. Team drinking!


World's tiniest infestation!


This photo makes me equally parts happy and disgusted. Look how happy they are to be all smashed into that box together. Hahaha.

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