Filthy vermin cuddle pile! I don't know whether to say "Ewwww!" or "Awwww!" ˆ cute ˆ rats ˆ

Then I watched the premiere of Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project. One of my fave comedians of all time. Soooo good. ˆ tv ˆ

Here's me and my former Meetup co-workers getting ready to leave the office to attend... ˆ meetup ˆ

...The New York Tech Meetup. TheFunded.com presented. ˆ meetup ˆ

Later that night we went out to celebrate Lawrence's Birthday! Happy Bday, my tuxedoed friend! (This is the only photo I have from the night for some terrible reason. The pics from his last birthday party are EPIC!) ˆ brother lawrence ˆ mandy ˆ meredith ˆ michael ˆ

On Friday night I went over to Dennis' new apartment for his Holiday party. Here are the brothers Crowley getting their eggnog on. ˆ dens ˆ jcrowley ˆ

Dens has a tree and every year people bring ornaments to the party to decorate the tree with! ˆ xmas tree ˆ

J and Dens going head to head... ˆ dens ˆ jcrowley ˆ

...on the NES BIG SCREEN! ˆ videogames ˆ

Then I went over to the tree to inspect some of the ornaments people had brought! I loved these happy little robots! ˆ ornaments ˆ robot ˆ xmas tree ˆ

Also a big fan of the Mac n' Cheese with a Hole Punched in It ornament. This was clearly made by a procrastinator who got nagged by his girlfriend on the way out the door. "But honey, the invite says we HAVE to bring an ornament for the tree!" Hahaha. ˆ ornaments ˆ xmas tree ˆ

Check out Randy's ornament! Dennis singing karaoke on Santa's shoulders??? ˆ dens ˆ ornaments ˆ xmas tree ˆ

Meredith had one too many egg nogs and left the party around 2am. She didn't have keys with her so I gave her mine. ˆ meredith ˆ kiss ˆ

After Dens party, I went over to Hanger Bar for a bit, and when I went home about an hour later sans keys, Meredith was fast asleep and not responding to calls or door-buzzings by my locked-outside-ass. Here's me taking a grumpy photo of myself in our apartment lobby at 3am. ˆ me ˆ mirror ˆ self portrait ˆ

I started calling around to see if anyone else in the neighborhood was up and I lucked out when Gurj answered! ˆ jeet ˆ cute ˆ

I CAN HAZ SLEEPOVER? Thanks for letting me crash at your place, G! You're the best! ˆ jeet ˆ me ˆ

On Sunday afternoon I went to NYU to see Meredith's ITP show. ˆ itp ˆ

Here's Mer with her mom! ˆ meredith ˆ ms silverman ˆ

At some point in December of 2007, Meredith started getting really into gluing on fake nails and painting them! (Wait until you see the photos of when she discovered all the Dominican salons and started getting her nails airbrushed and all properly "did." Hahah). ˆ hand ˆ nails ˆ

On Thursday we had our big holiday party at Meetup. Here's Brian D. riding Meetup's inflatable dino mascot. ˆ brian d ˆ dinosaur ˆ meetup ˆ

At 4:30 everyone stopped working and headed into the conference room for the big YANKEE SWAP! Everyone brings a present, then everyone chooses numbers. The person with the lowest number gets to pick a present first! Then the person with the next lowest number goes. Each person after the first person can keep the gift they open, or they can trade gifts with another person. However, each gift can only be "stolen" twice - so the person that steals a gift a second time gets to safely keep it! It's quite the game of strategy! ˆ gift ˆ meetup ˆ

Jesse with a ribbon. ˆ andres glusman ˆ jesse r ˆ meetup ˆ

Andres laments his "Brita Water Filter Combo Pack" gift. ˆ andres glusman ˆ gift ˆ meetup ˆ

Maya cradling a bottle of absinthe like an evil, little green baby. ˆ maya ˆ absinthe ˆ gift ˆ meetup ˆ

Brian D with a bottle of fancy Russian vodka. ˆ brian d ˆ meetup ˆ vodka ˆ

Strap-on Bouncy Shoes and a bottle of Maker's? Suuuuuuuure. ˆ booze ˆ gift ˆ meetup ˆ

Adam holds up the bottle of Absinthe that he managed to lock down after stealing it for a 2nd time from Maya. ˆ meetup ˆ

Mark chose the biggest present in the pile. The huge box turned out to contain... ˆ mark hannah ˆ vivian ˆ gift ˆ meetup ˆ

...a 40 oz. Bud Light and a 22 oz. Bud Light. SUCKA! ˆ mark hannah ˆ vivian ˆ gift ˆ laugh ˆ

Chris excited unwraps... ˆ benjamin ˆ gift ˆ meetup ˆ

...a Cuisinart Waffle Maker (that I managed to expertly steal away for the 2nd time and ended up keeping!). ˆ benjamin ˆ gift ˆ meetup ˆ

Meetup's CEO ended up getting stuck with the Avenging Unicorn Play Set. ˆ scott heiferman ˆ gift ˆ meetup ˆ unicorn ˆ

Vivian ended up with a Nerf Crossbow. ˆ mark hannah ˆ vivian ˆ gift ˆ meetup ˆ metal ˆ

After gift we went out for drinks! ˆ leslie ˆ maya ˆ scott heiferman ˆ meetup ˆ

Dominic all cozied up in his player's den. *rowr* ˆ dominic preuss ˆ meetup ˆ

On Friday morning I arrived at work and found a huge catered breakfast buffet to help everyone overcome any Holiday Party excess. ˆ breakfast ˆ buffet ˆ meetup ˆ

Top notch! ˆ breakfast ˆ buffet ˆ meetup ˆ

Later that night, we bid the rats farewell... ˆ meredith ˆ rats ˆ

...and headed over to Fatty's apartment for a Holiday get together! Here's Grant with his fiance (now wife!), Aki. They were in town visiting from Whistler! They're pointing at... ˆ aki ˆ grant ˆ

...Michael Martin! This guy HATES being photographed! As soon as he realized that I had my camera out as soon as I walked through the door, he ran over to the other side of the room. When he turned away, I managed to fire off this crafty shot! A move which caused him to... ˆ grant ˆ michael martin ˆ

...scurry off into the kitchen to hide! He eventually emerged... ˆ aki ˆ grant ˆ michael martin ˆ get a load of this guy ˆ laugh ˆ

...but came out with his sweater over his head and said he wouldn't be uncovering his head until I promised to not take pictures of him. Yeah, because walking around at a party with a sweater over your head is probably the best way to get me to not take photos of you. ˆ michael martin ˆ shy ˆ sweater ˆ

He was pretty determined though. I think this photo, where you can see the wet spot caused by him drinking his beer THROUGH HIS SWEATER, is my favorite. Nicely done, MM. ˆ michael martin ˆ shy ˆ sweater ˆ

Check out this old school reunion! Sarah Landay, Grant, Aki, DKNY and me. ˆ aki ˆ david kreitman ˆ grant ˆ me ˆ sarah l ˆ

On the other end of the photo-shyness spectrum, here's Niki and Siege. Niki was well aware of my camera and was already making come-hither eyes. Siege was momentarily unaware, but as soon as he realized I was taking pics... ˆ niki ˆ siege ˆ

...check out his sly photo face! Hahahaha. Sooooo good. ˆ niki ˆ siege ˆ

This was the first time that Grant and I had hung out in a long time! Telling stories here, no doubt. ˆ amanda ˆ grant ˆ me ˆ niki ˆ

Talk about a Holiday Party reunion! ˆ aki ˆ amanda ˆ grant ˆ me ˆ meredith ˆ niki ˆ siege ˆ

Later on, Cat showed up! ˆ catrinel ˆ grant ˆ meredith ˆ

Grant, Cat, Mer and me. ˆ catrinel ˆ grant ˆ me ˆ meredith ˆ

Grant (striking JC Penny catalog pose #14), Sarah, Aki and Niki. ˆ aki ˆ grant ˆ niki ˆ sarah l ˆ

With this crowd and a couple of drinks it was only a matter of time before someone remarked about KT and/or Meredith's ridiculous bubble-butts and so they naturally went side to side to show them off. KA-POW! ˆ katie ˆ meredith ˆ booty ˆ butt ˆ

Aki was eager to show everyone that what her ass lacked in size... ˆ aki ˆ katie ˆ

...it made up for in attitude! (Bonus points for self-pointing at her own ass!) ˆ aki ˆ katie ˆ booty ˆ butt ˆ

Five people on a love seat! Awwww. After I took this photo, I put my camera down somewhere and then couldn't find it! I looked and looked, but it totally had disappeared! A couple of minutes later, I returned from getting another drink in the kitchen and it turned up. I turned the camera on... ˆ amanda ˆ katie ˆ meredith ˆ niki ˆ siege ˆ

...and found this photo of Fatty's bathroom. "Hmmm, that's strange," I thought to myself. "I don't remember taking a photo of Fatty's bathroom." Then I looked at the next photo... ˆ bathroom ˆ

...and realized I'd been PHOTO BRAINED by the Fatty! Epic! ˆ fatty ˆ balls ˆ brained ˆ

Here's me and Fatty after laughing so hard we both started crying. ˆ fatty ˆ me ˆ best ˆ cry ˆ laugh ˆ

Oh, did I mention that Fatty and Grant's doctor, Dr. Bregman, came to the party too? ˆ dr bregman ˆ

Hahahah. ˆ dr bregman ˆ grant ˆ beret ˆ

This photo makes me so happy. ˆ dr bregman ˆ fatty ˆ beret ˆ laugh ˆ

After Fatty's party, I went over to Hanger Bar to catch the tail end of Sarah and Karen's Stolen Transmission party. Here's Leigh and Sar. ˆ leigh ˆ sarah ˆ hanger bar ˆ

Lawrence, Amanda, Jenny, Sarah and me. ˆ amanda ˆ brother lawrence ˆ jenny penny ˆ me ˆ sarah ˆ hanger bar ˆ

Good times. ˆ jenny penny ˆ leigh ˆ sarah ˆ bunny ˆ hanger bar ˆ