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the december roundup: part one

december, 2007

Here are all the pics from the first half of December 2007 (almost 2 years from the time I'm writing this! Eeep!) that didn't make it into their own entry!


Sunday, December 2nd

Filthy vermin cuddle pile! I don't know whether to say "Ewwww!" or "Awwww!"   tags:cute rats


Then I watched the premiere of Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project. One of my fave comedians of all time. Soooo good.   tags:tv


Tuesday, December 4th

Here's me and my former Meetup co-workers getting ready to leave the office to attend...   tags:meetup


...The New York Tech Meetup. TheFunded.com presented.   tags:meetup

amanda tannen, lawrence lewitinn, meredith silverman, michael jurin
Later that night we went out to celebrate Lawrence's Birthday! Happy Bday, my tuxedoed friend! (This is the only photo I have from the night for some terrible reason. The pics from his last birthday party are EPIC!)    tags:brother lawrence mandy meredith michael


Friday, December 7th
dennis crowley, jonathan crowley
On Friday night I went over to Dennis' new apartment for his Holiday party. Here are the brothers Crowley getting their eggnog on.   tags:dens jcrowley


Dens has a tree and every year people bring ornaments to the party to decorate the tree with!   tags:xmas tree

dennis crowley, jonathan crowley
J and Dens going head to head...   tags:dens jcrowley


...on the NES BIG SCREEN!   tags:videogames


Then I went over to the tree to inspect some of the ornaments people had brought! I loved these happy little robots!   tags:ornaments robot xmas tree


Also a big fan of the Mac n' Cheese with a Hole Punched in It ornament. This was clearly made by a procrastinator who got nagged by his girlfriend on the way out the door. "But honey, the invite says we HAVE to bring an ornament for the tree!" Hahaha.   tags:ornaments xmas tree

dennis crowley
Check out Randy's ornament! Dennis singing karaoke on Santa's shoulders???   tags:dens ornaments xmas tree


Just when I was about to award "Best Ornament" to Randy, I spotted this mysterious little ornament hanging on the other side of the tree. What in the world is this?   tags:ornaments weed weed xmas tree


A closer inspection revealed it to be some sort of strange green vegetation called RUTHLESS. Must be some sort of Holiday Spice imported from another country. Maybe this is myrrh?    tags:ornaments weed xmas tree

andrew krucoff, jonathan crowley
Only one way to find out! J, Krucoff and I headed outside to see if we could identify the mystery substance by smoking it out of a can of Red Bull.   tags:jcrowley krucoff best

andrew krucoff, jonathan crowley
This is probably my favorite "incriminating photo" of all time. Don't worry everyone. It turned out to totally just be myrrh.    tags:jcrowley krucoff best yell

meredith silverman
Meredith had one too many egg nogs and left the party around 2am. She didn't have keys with her so I gave her mine.   tags:meredith kiss

brian battjer
After Dens party, I went over to Hanger Bar for a bit, and when I went home about an hour later sans keys, Meredith was fast asleep and not responding to calls or door-buzzings by my locked-outside-ass. Here's me taking a grumpy photo of myself in our apartment lobby at 3am.   tags:me mirror self portrait

jeet
I started calling around to see if anyone else in the neighborhood was up and I lucked out when Gurj answered!   tags:jeet cute

brian battjer, jeet
I CAN HAZ SLEEPOVER? Thanks for letting me crash at your place, G! You're the best!   tags:jeet me


Sunday, December 9th

On Sunday afternoon I went to NYU to see Meredith's ITP show.   tags:itp

, meredith silverman
Here's Mer with her mom!   tags:meredith ms silverman


Tuesday, December 11th

At some point in December of 2007, Meredith started getting really into gluing on fake nails and painting them! (Wait until you see the photos of when she discovered all the Dominican salons and started getting her nails airbrushed and all properly "did." Hahah).   tags:hand nails


Thursday, December 13th

On Thursday we had our big holiday party at Meetup. Here's Brian D. riding Meetup's inflatable dino mascot.   tags:brian d dinosaur meetup


At 4:30 everyone stopped working and headed into the conference room for the big YANKEE SWAP! Everyone brings a present, then everyone chooses numbers. The person with the lowest number gets to pick a present first! Then the person with the next lowest number goes. Each person after the first person can keep the gift they open, or they can trade gifts with another person. However, each gift can only be "stolen" twice - so the person that steals a gift a second time gets to safely keep it! It's quite the game of strategy!   tags:gift meetup


Jesse with a ribbon.   tags:andres glusman jesse r meetup


Andres laments his "Brita Water Filter Combo Pack" gift.   tags:andres glusman gift meetup


Maya cradling a bottle of absinthe like an evil, little green baby.   tags:maya absinthe gift meetup


Brian D with a bottle of fancy Russian vodka.   tags:brian d meetup vodka


Strap-on Bouncy Shoes and a bottle of Maker's? Suuuuuuuure.   tags:booze gift meetup


Adam holds up the bottle of Absinthe that he managed to lock down after stealing it for a 2nd time from Maya.   tags:meetup


Mark chose the biggest present in the pile. The huge box turned out to contain...   tags:mark hannah vivian gift meetup


...a 40 oz. Bud Light and a 22 oz. Bud Light. SUCKA!   tags:mark hannah vivian gift laugh

benjamin apple
Chris excited unwraps...   tags:benjamin gift meetup

benjamin apple
...a Cuisinart Waffle Maker (that I managed to expertly steal away for the 2nd time and ended up keeping!).   tags:benjamin gift meetup


Meetup's CEO ended up getting stuck with the Avenging Unicorn Play Set.   tags:scott heiferman gift meetup unicorn


Vivian ended up with a Nerf Crossbow.   tags:mark hannah vivian gift meetup metal


After gift we went out for drinks!   tags:leslie maya scott heiferman meetup


Dominic all cozied up in his player's den. *rowr*   tags:dominic preuss meetup


Friday, December 14th

On Friday morning I arrived at work and found a huge catered breakfast buffet to help everyone overcome any Holiday Party excess.    tags:breakfast buffet meetup


Top notch!   tags:breakfast buffet meetup

meredith silverman
Later that night, we bid the rats farewell...   tags:meredith rats

, grant stoddard
...and headed over to Fatty's apartment for a Holiday get together! Here's Grant with his fiance (now wife!), Aki. They were in town visiting from Whistler! They're pointing at...   tags:aki grant

, grant stoddard
...Michael Martin! This guy HATES being photographed! As soon as he realized that I had my camera out as soon as I walked through the door, he ran over to the other side of the room. When he turned away, I managed to fire off this crafty shot! A move which caused him to...   tags:grant michael martin

, grant stoddard
...scurry off into the kitchen to hide! He eventually emerged...   tags:aki grant michael martin get a load of this guy laugh


...but came out with his sweater over his head and said he wouldn't be uncovering his head until I promised to not take pictures of him. Yeah, because walking around at a party with a sweater over your head is probably the best way to get me to not take photos of you.   tags:michael martin shy sweater


He was pretty determined though. I think this photo, where you can see the wet spot caused by him drinking his beer THROUGH HIS SWEATER, is my favorite. Nicely done, MM.   tags:michael martin shy sweater

, brian battjer, david kreitman, grant stoddard
Check out this old school reunion! Sarah Landay, Grant, Aki, DKNY and me.   tags:aki david kreitman grant me sarah landy

clayton cubitt siege, niki
On the other end of the photo-shyness spectrum, here's Niki and Siege. Niki was well aware of my camera and was already making come-hither eyes. Siege was momentarily unaware, but as soon as he realized I was taking pics...   tags:niki siege

clayton cubitt siege, niki
...check out his sly photo face! Hahahaha. Sooooo good.   tags:niki siege

amanda berkowitz, brian battjer, grant stoddard, niki
This was the first time that Grant and I had hung out in a long time! Telling stories here, no doubt.   tags:amanda grant me niki

, amanda berkowitz, brian battjer, clayton cubitt siege, grant stoddard, meredith silverman, niki
Talk about a Holiday Party reunion!    tags:aki amanda grant me meredith niki siege

, grant stoddard, meredith silverman
Later on, Cat showed up!   tags:catrinel grant meredith

, brian battjer, grant stoddard, meredith silverman
Grant, Cat, Mer and me.   tags:catrinel grant me meredith

, grant stoddard, niki
Grant (striking JC Penny catalog pose #14), Sarah, Aki and Niki.   tags:aki grant niki sarah landy

katie james, meredith silverman
With this crowd and a couple of drinks it was only a matter of time before someone remarked about KT and/or Meredith's ridiculous bubble-butts and so they naturally went side to side to show them off. KA-POW!   tags:katie meredith booty butt

, katie james
Aki was eager to show everyone that what her ass lacked in size...   tags:aki katie

, katie james
...it made up for in attitude! (Bonus points for self-pointing at her own ass!)   tags:aki katie booty butt

amanda berkowitz, clayton cubitt siege, katie james, meredith silverman, niki
Five people on a love seat! Awwww. After I took this photo, I put my camera down somewhere and then couldn't find it! I looked and looked, but it totally had disappeared! A couple of minutes later, I returned from getting another drink in the kitchen and it turned up. I turned the camera on...   tags:amanda katie meredith niki siege


...and found this photo of Fatty's bathroom. "Hmmm, that's strange," I thought to myself. "I don't remember taking a photo of Fatty's bathroom." Then I looked at the next photo...   tags:bathroom

david fateman
...and realized I'd been PHOTO BRAINED by the Fatty! Epic!   tags:fatty balls brained

brian battjer, david fateman
Here's me and Fatty after laughing so hard we both started crying.    tags:fatty me best cry laugh


Oh, did I mention that Fatty and Grant's doctor, Dr. Bregman, came to the party too?   tags:dr bregman

, grant stoddard
Hahahah.    tags:dr bregman grant beret

, david fateman
This photo makes me so happy.   tags:dr bregman fatty beret laugh

leigh lezark, sarah lewitinn
After Fatty's party, I went over to Hanger Bar to catch the tail end of Sarah and Karen's Stolen Transmission party. Here's Leigh and Sar.   tags:leigh sarah hanger bar

, amanda berkowitz, brian battjer, lawrence lewitinn, sarah lewitinn
Lawrence, Amanda, Jenny, Sarah and me.   tags:amanda brother lawrence jenny penny me sarah hanger bar

, leigh lezark, sarah lewitinn
Good times.    tags:jenny penny leigh sarah bunny hanger bar

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