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scott's bachelor party

june 16, 2007

Scott Jentzen, my very best friend from high school, and a whole crew of Roxbury High School alumni came into NYC to have Scott's Bachelor Party!


Saturday, June 16th
, john christie, scott jentzen
I hopped on the subway and headed up to the Upper West Side to kick the night off with some dinner!   tags:john c kermit scott


Kent and Ron.   tags:kent ron


Steve (Bonus Points for whomever managed to sneak the bird into Steve taking this awesome MySpace photo of himself!).   tags:steve o the bird


Russ enjoying a smooth, refreshing beverage.   tags:russ

, scott jentzen
After we finished eating, we headed out to our...   tags:scott tim f surprise


...huge, white, Cadillac Escalade strech limo!   tags:limo


And then headed cross-town to do a bunch of bar hopping on the Upper East Side.   tags:kent kermit russ steve o limo

, scott jentzen
Scott and Tim in the back! I love how excited Tim is about going drinking. Hahaha. I hadn't been out in NYC with these two since Scott's 27th birthday (over 5 years ago! Holy shit, we're old).   tags:scott tim f limo

, brian battjer
Russ and me.   tags:me russ


At the next bar we asked the bartender to give us a shot of the cheapest, well tequila he had for the birthday boy and he presented this bottle of Juarez Gold for our approval.    tags:tequila

scott jentzen
Down the hatch. *shudder!*   tags:scott shots

, john christie
After a couple more hours of barhopping, around 1:30 we hopped back in the limo...   tags:jeff m john c limo

john christie
..the limo that had mirrored ceilings, and headed across the 59th Street Bridge into Queens in order to go to a noody bar.   tags:john c limo

scott jentzen
Scott: Crossing the 59th Street Bridge and feelin' groooooooovy.   tags:scott lifted limo


Kent and Jeff.   tags:jeff m kent limo


This is the only photo from our trip to SCANDALS (which was anything but scandalous). It was the first time our friend Russ had ever been to a strip club and my absolute favorite part of the night was watching him try to understand it.

He was standing next to me at the edge of the stage and girls kept coming by, dancing in front of him for a few seconds and then looking annoyed and walking away. So I explained to Russ that were annoyed because they expected a tip. The next time a girl came around, Russ held out a dollar bill and the girl swooped over and used her boobs to snatch it out of Russ' hands. He looked over at me bewildered and said "It's like feeding bread to seagulls." Hahahahaha.   tags:strippers


We left Scandals a little after 3am and headed back into Manhattan to the hotel in Times Square that everyone but me was going to be crashing at.   tags:jeff m kent limo

scott jentzen
Scott lasted long enough to finish his final beer...   tags:scott drunk limo

scott jentzen
...then decided to take a lil' nappy-nap for the rest of the ride.   tags:scott drunk limo passed out

, brian battjer
Shotgun!   tags:jeff m me lifted shotgun

, brian battjer
Jeff was snapping pics of me making face next to sleeping Tim...   tags:me tim f passed out

, brian battjer
...but the flash woke him up and the picture of "just-waking-up" Tim proved to be much funnier than "taking-a-lil-nap" Tim.   tags:me tim f drunk

, brian battjer, scott jentzen
Wakey, wakey, Gents! Looks like we've arrived at...   tags:me scott tim f limo


...your hotel! The very classy Hotel Carter. According to Jeff this is THE ABSOLUTE CHEAPEST hotel in all of Manhattan. Hahaha. (Man, he totally wasn't kidding either. Check out the amazing reviews that people have written about this place.)   tags:hotel


Check the slogan! They totally couldn't be bother to pay for the word "Everything" at the beginning of the sign! Hahaha.    tags:hotel sign


We took one last admiring look at our totally awesome limo...   tags:limo

scott jentzen
...and gave some pound love to our driver and thanked him for ferrying us around all night!   tags:scott limo


We were all starving so we headed...   tags:russ tim f limo


...a whole ten feet next door to the conveniently located Lucky Star Cafe.   tags:hotel sign

, john christie, scott jentzen
Who wants a sketchy schwarma at 3:45am?    tags:jeff m john c scott hotel

, scott jentzen
These guys!   tags:scott tim f drunk

scott jentzen
Drunk guy eating a late night snack!   tags:scott drunk hotel

scott jentzen
Hahahah. Oh, man. This photo makes me laugh so hard.   tags:scott best drunk food hotel

john christie
John too.    tags:john c laugh

john christie
Who almost got mistaken for a homeless man by drinking his coffee on the sidewalk next door to the shady hotel.   tags:john c laugh

, john christie
After finishing up our treats...   tags:jeff m john c kent ron steve o hotel


...the guys walked with me to Times Square to say goodbye. I caught a cab going south on Broadway so that I could sleep in my own, non-roach-infested bed!

, john christie, scott jentzen
Happy Engagement, Mr. Jentzen! See you at the wedding in a couple of weeks!   tags:john c ron russ scott steve o drunk

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