the january roundup: part one january, 2007

Hey, hey! Happy 2007! Here are all the pics I took in the first half of January!


Wednesday, January 3rd
brian battjer
Let's start off the brand new year with a really, really disturbing photo of me! On Wednesday I went to the eye doctor to get new contact lenses and she gave me those eye drops that make your pupils dilate so that she could check my retinas. Look how creepy they make your eyes look! Ew!    tags: me pupils


Friday, January 5th

On Friday night, I whole bunch of us went to the Mercury Lounge to welcome Posh Tony and The Five O'Clock Heroes back to New York after months and months of touring in Europe.    tags: band five oclock heroes

karen ruttner, sarah lewitinn
Karen and Sarah were there! (Karen, if you're giving that "five" hand signal in honor of The Five O'Clock Heroes, you are a huge dork.)    tags: karen sarah

matt rubano
Rubano was there! In this photo he's subtly pointing out the girl with the totally gross past-her-asscrack hair. We pretty much missed out on the entire show because we were discussing all the potential bathroom-related disaster that could befall a person with hair that long. Gross.    tags: matt hair

antony ellis, elliot thompson
Elliot and Posh Tony making it happen.    tags: elliot posh tony five oclock heroes guitar


After the show we went downstairs to hang out and laughed at all the stickers advertising horribly-named bands. Trampled By Turtles?    tags: sticker


Looking at the stickers, I noticed that a few of the bands had vaguely homoerotic names. Both Worlds?    tags: sticker


The Back Alley Boys? Hey, now!    tags: sticker


Blowjob Monkey? (These guys couldn't even be bothered to get proper stickers made!)    tags: blow job monkey


Lizzy was there wearing her sunglasses at night.    tags: lizzie


After the show, Matt and I hopped in a cab and went to some awful club in the Meat Packing District (that if I remember correctly) was hosting the Five O'Clock Heroes afterparty(???).    tags: crowd

matt rubano
This about sums up the experience.    tags: matt bored


We hid out in a back room at watched some kids "party like they were on MTV" by climbing up and dancing on top of the booths in an empty room.    tags: dance

matt rubano
Hahaha.    tags: matt dance


Saturday, January 6th
matt rubano
On Saturday night, Matt and I went out again and Matt wanted to "brain" strangers. His jeans were too tight for him to pull his ball-sack out through his fly, so he got creative and just decided to pull up his sack so that it was peeking out of the top of his waistband! Hahahaha.    tags: matt brained

brian battjer
My friend Amy K has a "no photos after 4am" policy. I always used to chastise her for being a baby, but now that I'm looking at this picture of myself throwing up "hip hop hands" while wearing a vulture mask that's timestamped 4:47am, I'm beginning to see where she's coming from.    tags: me mask vulture

matt rubano
But hey, at least my balls aren't peeking out of my waistband all tight-and-shiny. (Matt, after you're done braining someone, you have to remember to put your luggage away!)    tags: matt brained mask vulture


Sunday, January 7th
amy k
Speaking of Amy K, I ran into her the very next night at Sway!    tags: amy k

brian battjer, john roche, mike doyle
John Roche and Mike Doyle (who was in town visiting from San Francisco). PS - What's with the "hip hop hands" again? I guess I was feeling big pimpin' back then.    tags: john roche me mike doyle

amy k, brian battjer
Awwww. C'mon Amy, bring back the Teenage Unicorn.    tags: amy k me


Monday, January 8th
gurj
On Monday we had a Cranium night at our apartment. Gurj came over a little early to play some Wii! Look at how awesome her Mii came out!    tags: gurj mii wii

meredith silverman
Meredith and her Mii!    tags: meredith mii wii

, karen ruttner, meredith silverman, quinn asteak
Meredith, Jenny Penny, Karen and Quinn squared off against...    tags: jenny penny karen meredith quinn cranium

, matt rubano, sarah lewitinn
...Shruti, Sarah and Matt.    tags: matt sarah shruti cranium

, benjamin apple
Team Three was me, Faran, Benjamin...    tags: benjamin faran cranium puppet

gurj, matt rubano
...and Gurj (seen here trying to figure out what hell Faran was trying to get Benjamin the puppet to act out).    tags: gurj matt cranium

, benjamin apple
FAIL!    tags: benjamin faran cranium puppet

, benjamin apple
Later in the game, Faran got her comeuppance when it was Benjamin's time to use her as the puppet!    tags: benjamin faran cranium laugh puppet

, matt rubano
Scandalous!    tags: matt shruti cranium laugh

, benjamin apple, karen ruttner, matt rubano
We finished Cranium a little after one, and everybody rallied and decided to head to karaoke! I love how everyone in this photo is all "Woooo! Party!" except for Benjamin. Hahaha.    tags: benjamin jenny penny karen matt

amanda berkowitz
Amanda came and met us at karaoke    tags: amanda karaoke

amanda berkowitz
Her soulful-stylings inspired some tranny-dancing!    tags: amanda karaoke tranny

matt rubano, quinn asteak
Quinn and Matt.    tags: matt quinn

benjamin apple
After some stalling, Benjamin hit the stage and sang karaoke for the first time ever!    tags: benjamin cherryoke karaoke

benjamin apple
Action shot of Benjamin popping his cherryoke!    tags: benjamin karaoke

, karen ruttner
Karen and Jenny found a song in the book and started screaming about it, but refused to tell anyone what song they'd found.    tags: jenny penny karen karaoke

, karen ruttner
They hit the stage and it turned out to be a Taking Back Sunday song...    tags: jenny penny karen karaoke

matt rubano, quinn asteak
...and Matt was pretty much horrified. Hahaha.    tags: matt quinn surprise

, karen ruttner
If they ever decide to make a reality show about two girls who get drunk and sing karaoke duets together...    tags: jenny penny karen karaoke

, karen ruttner
...it should most definitely start these two.    tags: jenny penny karen karaoke

matt rubano
Matt = traumatized. Hahaha.    tags: matt


Our homegirl that was dancing along with us all night finally got called up to sing and she totally killed it.    tags: karaoke tranny

matt rubano
Just when Matt had recovered from Jenny and Karen's rendition of one of his band's songs, he was called up to sing! I don't remember what song it was...    tags: matt karaoke

matt rubano
...but from this photo of Matt pretending he's putting his foot up on a monitor, I'm going to venture a guess and say it was probably something by Iron Maiden. "Run to the hills....run for your..."    tags: matt karaoke

matt rubano
"........liiiiiiiiiiiiiife!"    tags: matt karaoke yell

amanda berkowitz
Amanda!    tags: amanda karaoke

, karen ruttner
And right at the end of the night we were treated to another very special Karen & Jenny Penny duet.    tags: jenny penny karen karaoke

, karen ruttner
Check out Karen totally killing Jenny with the old "Get a load of this guy!" Hahaha.    tags: jenny penny karen get a load of this guy karaoke

18 people tagged in this entry
amanda amy k benjamin elliot faran gurj jenny penny john roche karen lizzie matt me meredith mike doyle posh tony quinn sarah shruti

25 other tags in this entry
band blow job bored brained cherryoke cranium crowd dance five oclock heroes get a load of this guy guitar hair karaoke laugh mask mii monkey pupils puppet sticker surprise tranny vulture wii yell

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