far rockaway beach and lifetime july 08, 2006

We woke up Saturday morning to a perfect beach day! I got on the horn with a bunch of folks and we all agreed to take the A train to Beach 60th Street and rendezvous by the water!

Saturday, July 8th
katie james, nina stotler
Great success! We arrived at the beach a little after 2pm and managed to find Nina and KT!    tags: katie nina beach far rockaway


It's hard to tell in this picture, but Meredith had recently developed a squishy, painful bump on her wrist that her doctor diagnosed as a ganglion cyst. He told her that she could have surgery to remove it, but warned that the cyst could reappear.

After doing some (dubious) online research, Meredith discovered that you can sometimes "treat" a cyst by whacking it really hard with a giant book or rock (!!!). This causes the cyst to "rupture and drain into the surrounding tissues." (I swear I'm not making this up!). Anyway, Meredith loves gross shit like that and tried for weeks to get me to take my giant dictionary and slam her wrist. That shit gives me the heebie jeebies so I was like "No way."
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Enter Nina! Always one to make her Teutonic ancestors proud, Nina is always up to do stuff that would make most (read: normal) people squeamish. (Like, if you had to do home surgery on your cat or something, Nina's the girl you'd call). Anyway, Meredith told Nina about her cyst (which you can see in this photo if you look to the left of Nina's thumb) and before Meredith had even finished describing the procedure, Nina had a hardcover book out of her beach bag and was like "Let's do this."    tags: book cyst

meredith silverman, nina stotler
Here's Nina taking a few practice swings to line up her shot. "Ready? 1...2...."    tags: meredith nina beach book far rockaway

meredith silverman, nina stotler
"....3!" WHAM! Nina didn't hold back AT ALL! (BTW, check out Nina's face, you can totally tell how much effort she put into her swing! Hahaha).    tags: meredith nina beach book cyst far rockaway

meredith silverman
The post-procedural patient. Hahaha. Meredith had read that if the whack was successful and the cyst had been ruptured, it would take a few days to for it to go away. Nothing to do but wait! (Spoiler: the cyst didn't go away).    tags: meredith beach far rockaway sad

clayton cubitt siege, katie james
Siege was on the scene taking pics of the ladies.    tags: katie siege camera far rockaway

katie james, meredith silverman, nina stotler
Meredith, Nina and KT.    tags: katie meredith nina beach far rockaway

nina stotler
I had brought my waterproof camera case so I decided to go for a swim and take some pics! Nina came with me (and if you look closely at the right-hand side of the pic, you can see her pointing her toes and doing one of her famous "I was a former synchronized swimmer" moves). Hahah.    tags: nina best far rockaway swim

nina stotler
Perfect beach weather.    tags: nina far rockaway swim

nina stotler
Floatin'.    tags: nina far rockaway swim


Going underwater.    tags: underwater

nina stotler
This is what screaming underwater looks like.    tags: nina teeth underwater


Boobies through the brine.    tags: underwater


I swam way out and took a bunch of pics. I love the fluffy clouds behind the buildings.    tags: far rockaway swim

clayton cubitt siege, katie james, meredith silverman
We came back from our swim to find Siege, KT and Mer in the midst of a heated game of beach Scrabble.    tags: katie meredith siege beach far rockaway scrabble

brian battjer
After the wind had dried my hair into a salty mess, Meredith snapped some sweet pics of my beach hair!    tags: me beach hair far rockaway

brian battjer
Hahaha.    tags: me beach hair far rockaway

katie james, meredith silverman
Meredith took a nap of the beach: face down and covered in a towel. Hahaha.    tags: katie meredith asleep beach far rockaway

brian battjer
I took KT's tiny, velour hoodie and put on a fashion show for Siege. Sassy!    tags: me beach far rockaway gay hoodie

meredith silverman
Meredith put on Nina's goggles...    tags: meredith best far rockaway googles

brian battjer, meredith silverman
...and we teamed up for this incredibly hot photo. (I don't know if you know this, but I'm going to let you in on a huge secret: WE ARE HUGE FUCKING DORKS.)    tags: me meredith beach best far rockaway gay googles hoodie us

meredith silverman
Hahahaha.    tags: meredith best goggles laugh

brian battjer, clayton cubitt siege
But, now that I think about it, you probably already knew that .    tags: me siege hoodie moustache


After we were finished dorking around, we took a walk around the beach and collected seashells and Christian literature! Hahaha.    tags: book jesus seashell

brian battjer, meredith silverman
And Siege snapped a few funny pics of Mer and I goofing around on the beach with his fancy cam. (Thanks for sending these over, Siege!). Here's our impression of that old Coppertone advertisement where a little dog is tugging at a girl's bathing suit.    tags: me meredith beach best coppertone far rockaway us


And here's the original ad. (Yep, I'm a little black dog).    tags: coppertone

brian battjer, meredith silverman
Hahahah. And then he took this amazing photo of us jumping! (Meredith looks like a frog!)    tags: me meredith beach best far rockaway jump us

clayton cubitt siege, meredith silverman
A little after 4pm, we decided to pack up our beach gear and head back to the subway.    tags: meredith siege camera far rockaway

dave grois, vin ganapathy
Later that night I met up with a whole bunch of old school friends to do a little bar pre-gaming before going to see Lifetime (one of my fave bands) play at the Bowery Ballroom. Here's Vin and Dave.    tags: dave grois vin

aya ganapathy, debbie thomlinson
Debbie and Aya.    tags: aya debbie


We were at some new bar on Rivington because Debbie's friend Angelique was bartending.    tags: angelique

debbie thomlinson
Debbie took this pic of herself and when I looked at my camera, I noticed a new tattoo peeking out of her shirt.    tags: debbie


I asked her about it and she busted it out. Heart less. (Heartless! Get it?) It turned out, that she and Angelique had gotten matching heartless tattoos! Debbie was happy with hers...    tags: bad tattoo


...but Angelique wasn't. When I asked her why, she told me to take a closer look...    tags: bad tattoo


...and then explained that she thought that the aorta coming off the left-side of the heart looked too much like a "hangy penis." Hahahaha.    tags: bad tattoo


And when I took a closer look, I couldn't help but notice that she was totally right. Check the side-by-side comparison! Debbie's "Heart-less" tattoo is on the left, Angelique's "Dick-less" tattoo is on the right. Hahaha. Amazing.    tags: bad tattoo

aya ganapathy, dave grois, vin ganapathy
Vin & Dave (making their extremely intimidating "tough" faces) and Aya.    tags: aya dave grois vin


On to the show!    tags: lifetime


The band came out and said hello...    tags: band lifetime

josh teixeira
...and Josh Teixeira nearly creamed his jeans! Kid's a bigger fanboy than me!    tags: josh


By the start of the first song, I had managed to wriggle my way up front.    tags: band lifetime


The show was off the chain. The band rocked so hard that hey actually inspired one dude...    tags: band lifetime


...to do this. Hahaha.    tags: crowd


And they even managed to get another guy to flash his man-tits spring break style!    tags: crowd


I keed, I keed. Despite what the above two photos would lead you to believe, the band actually whipped the crowd into a frenzy.    tags: crowd


It was first time I ever saw a crowd at the Bowery Ballroom drop their "New York cool" and freak out.    tags: crowd


Shit ruled.    tags: crowd


If you ever get a chance to see Lifetime play - you should check them out!    tags: crowd


Right outside of the Ballroom's exit, I found Sarah's friend (whose face and name have been removed because he was horrified about these pics showing up on the interweb 18 months later...hahaha) totally fucking face-down passed out on the street. I helped him up and put him in a cab...    tags: censored drunk passed out


...but not before I took a whole bunch of photos documenting the awesomeness of it.    tags: censored drunk passed out

brian battjer
Hahahaha. Yes!    tags: me best censored drunk passed out

aya ganapathy, brian battjer, vin ganapathy
Saying goodnight to Vin and Aya.    tags: aya me vin

ellen hart
After the show I went over to Meredith's place to hang out with Ellen...    tags: ellen hart

grant stoddard
...and Grant who were there watching a movie...    tags: grant


...totally crunked out of their minds on Sparks. The end!    tags: sparks

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