taking back great adventure


My buddy Matt is in a famous band. (I didn't even know they were famous until earlier in the year when he invited me to come to one of their shows to see my favorite band of all time open up for them).

Just when I figured he'd never be able to top himself, Matt called a bunch of us up and told us that his band was ending their months of touring with a show at GREAT ADVENTURE! So, a whole bunch of us decided to rent a van, play hooky from work and head to Great Adventure to ride some rides, catch Matt's show and then drive him back to NYC!

meredith silverman

I woke up bright and early on Thursday morning. Before waking Meredith up, I decided to take a few pics of how she sleeps: facedown, completely covered in blankets except for one leg (just one!) that she holds up in the air! ˆ meredith ˆ asleep ˆ bed ˆ leg in the air ˆ

meredith silverman

Hahahahaha. ˆ meredith ˆ asleep ˆ bed ˆ leg in the air ˆ

meredith silverman

While we walked over to pick up the rental, Meredith got on the horn to make sure everyone was up! ˆ meredith ˆ laugh ˆ phone ˆ

brian battjer, grant stoddard

Awwww yeah, party van! Southward bound on the NJ Turnpike. Destination: EXIT 9A! Here's me and Grant. ˆ grant ˆ me ˆ grumpy ˆ rental car ˆ

jeet, karen +1

Gurj and Karen. ˆ jeet ˆ karen ˆ rental car ˆ sleepy ˆ

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And JennyPenny in the back. ˆ grant ˆ jeet ˆ jenny penny ˆ karen ˆ rental car ˆ

A little before noon, we reached the PROMISED LAND! ˆ great adventure ˆ

Yes! ˆ great adventure ˆ

brian battjer

Nobody loves them some roller coasters more than me. ˆ me ˆ rental car ˆ sunglasses ˆ

Taking Back Sunday on the park's entrance marquis! Awwww! ˆ great adventure ˆ

[ CUE HARPS AND ANGELS SINGING ] Before heading to the park, we decided to... ˆ great adventure ˆ

...ummmm, yeah. Hahaha. (Best action shot of Karen ever, btw). ˆ jenny penny ˆ spark ˆ

When we got to the entrance, we were directed to guest services where we got hooked up with free tickets and backstage passes. Matt, thanks again for hooking us all up. Being a "Great Adventure VIP" has been a dream of mine since Chris Toscano had his birthday party there back in '87. (Too bad you think I'm kidding). ˆ backstage ˆ

, jeet, karen +1

As soon as we got into the park, Karen, Jenny and Gurj used the money they'd saved on admission to bling themselves out with some flashy Jersey Jewelry. Karen went for the big dragon, Jenny went for the skull and bones and Gurj went for the big ol' dollar sign. ˆ jeet ˆ jenny penny ˆ karen ˆ bling ˆ

meredith silverman

Like me, Meredith stayed bling-less. (But that don't mean that homegirl's not down, yo.) ˆ meredith ˆ

brian battjer

After the ladies were done flashing their bling, we stopped off to rent one of those little wireless buzzer things that lets you "check into" a ride and not have to wait in line! (You go to a ride, hold us the little beeper thingy to a hot spot, and then the doohickey tells you when to come back to the ride and get on! That way you can roam around the park and go on all the lame rides while you wait for your turn on the big-boy rides!) ˆ me ˆ beeper ˆ sunglasses ˆ

, jeet, karen +1, matt rubano

Right after we'd finished renting the beeper thingy, Matt came and found us! Here he is flashing bling and cheddar with his bitches. ˆ jeet ˆ jenny penny ˆ karen ˆ matt ˆ bling ˆ money ˆ sunglasses ˆ

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Awwwww, yeah! (I love how there's a single peeking out of his "bankroll." Hahaha). ˆ matt ˆ bling ˆ money ˆ sunglasses ˆ

After joining up with Matt, we headed over to Nitro (a rollercoaster) and we used our handy little doohickey to check in and it told us that we had a couple of hours to kill before we'd be able to ride... ˆ beeper ˆ

jeet, meredith silverman

...so we headed over to some of the "lesser" rides like the MOTHERFUCKING SWINGS! ˆ jeet ˆ meredith ˆ great adventure ˆ swings ˆ

grant stoddard

Here's Grant pretending that the swings rule. (Even though they sorta do rule). ˆ grant ˆ great adventure ˆ swings ˆ

brian battjer

It's hard to look tough when you're strapped into a kiddy seat (but I think I still did a pretty good job). ˆ me ˆ great adventure ˆ swings ˆ

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Karen, Matt and Jenny decided to sit the swings out (mostly so they could mock us from the sidelines). ˆ jenny penny ˆ karen ˆ matt ˆ great adventure ˆ

And we're off! ˆ great adventure ˆ swings ˆ

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Hahaha. Check out Matt! I caught him mid-mock! ˆ jenny penny ˆ karen ˆ matt ˆ great adventure ˆ

After the swings, we decided to get something to get something to eat. On the walk over I spotted what is hands down, the best tramp-stamp tattoo I've ever seen. What's that? Can you get a little zoom-effect? SURE, you can! ˆ great adventure ˆ tattoo ˆ tramp stamp ˆ

Awwww, I heart you so much, New Jersey! ˆ best ˆ great adventure ˆ tattoo ˆ tramp stamp ˆ

, grant stoddard, jeet, karen +1, meredith silverman

We all cooled down with some beers. ˆ grant ˆ jeet ˆ jenny penny ˆ karen ˆ meredith ˆ great adventure ˆ

grant stoddard

And then Grant decided to "cool down" with a giant, 2 lb, barbeque TURKEY LEG! Hahaha. (Gross! Who the fuck can eat turkey in 90+ degree heat? You're so lucky you didn't die of salmonella). ˆ grant ˆ food ˆ great adventure ˆ turkey ˆ

jeet

The skull you see in the background is usually bone dry. Gurj told me it was crying in honor of TAKING BACK SUNDAY! So emo it hurts! ˆ jeet ˆ cry ˆ emo ˆ great adventure ˆ skull ˆ

brian battjer, meredith silverman

Meredith and me. ˆ me ˆ meredith ˆ

meredith silverman

About an hour after we'd used our little doohickey to reserve a time, it was time to head back to Nitro and ride that shit. Here's the ride reflected in Meredith's palm-tree shades. ˆ meredith ˆ great adventure ˆ palm tree ˆ sunglasses ˆ

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Jenny, Gurj and Grant returning from their ride. ˆ grant ˆ jeet ˆ jenny penny ˆ great adventure ˆ roller coaster ˆ

brian battjer, meredith silverman

Meredith and I on the way up. ˆ me ˆ meredith ˆ best ˆ great adventure ˆ roller coaster ˆ us ˆ

Almost there! ˆ great adventure ˆ roller coaster ˆ

The view from the very top. And here... ˆ great adventure ˆ roller coaster ˆ

...we goooooooooo! Faaaaaaaaaaack! ˆ great adventure ˆ roller coaster ˆ

Afterwards we rode the brand new coaster, El Toro. (More like "Eh, Toro"). ˆ great adventure ˆ roller coaster ˆ

meredith silverman

Then, because it was like a thousand degrees out, we decided to seek out a ride that had air conditioning. Meredith showing off her sweaty clavicles. ˆ meredith ˆ sweaty ˆ

brian battjer

Soooo sweaty. The only ride we could find with AC and no line was the Sponge Bob Square Pants ride... ˆ me ˆ sweaty ˆ

grant stoddard, meredith silverman

...IN 3-D! Hahaha. ˆ grant ˆ meredith ˆ 3D ˆ sunglasses ˆ

brian battjer

Yes! It was one of those rides where you watch a movie in a seat that moves around in synch with the screen and it totally tricks you into thinking that you're moving all over the place. (Shit ruled!) ˆ me ˆ 3D ˆ sunglasses ˆ

grant stoddard, meredith silverman

Afterwards, we had time for one more big coaster and then it was time... ˆ grant ˆ meredith ˆ great adventure ˆ roller coaster ˆ

...to head over to the amphitheater to see Matt play! Here's the view of stage from the backstage side section that we had all to ourselves! ˆ backstage ˆ great adventure ˆ taking back sunday ˆ

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Karen... ˆ karen ˆ excited ˆ woo ˆ

jeet

...and Gurj were a teeny bit excited. ˆ jeet ˆ excited ˆ

We were so lucky to get to sit in an area that was roped-off because the rest of the place was PACKED! ˆ backstage ˆ crowd ˆ great adventure ˆ taking back sunday ˆ

A little before 9:30, the band came out and the place went APESHIT. ˆ backstage ˆ crowd ˆ great adventure ˆ taking back sunday ˆ

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Karen included. ˆ karen ˆ backstage ˆ crowd ˆ excited ˆ great adventure ˆ taking back sunday ˆ

karen +1

Hahahah. Best fangirl shot ever! ˆ karen ˆ backstage ˆ crowd ˆ excited ˆ great adventure ˆ taking back sunday ˆ woo ˆ

The show was awesome. (Unfortunately, Matt was all the way on the other side of the stage so I wasn't able to get any action shots of him). ˆ backstage ˆ great adventure ˆ taking back sunday ˆ

, karen +1

Karen, Jenny and I rocked out... ˆ jenny penny ˆ karen ˆ backstage ˆ crowd ˆ great adventure ˆ taking back sunday ˆ

grant stoddard, meredith silverman

...while Meredith and Grant relaxed. (In their defense, neither of them were familiar with any songs and the sound quality wasn't exactly stellar where we were sitting). ˆ grant ˆ meredith ˆ

matt rubano, meredith silverman

But that wasn't going to stop Meredith from getting a titty autograph backstage! Hahaha. (BTW, who licks a pen anymore? Who are you, my grandpa?) ˆ matt ˆ meredith ˆ autograph ˆ backstage ˆ

matt rubano, meredith silverman

Hahahaha. ˆ matt ˆ meredith ˆ autograph ˆ backstage ˆ

grant stoddard, jeet

After the show, we hung out backstage, ate some free cotton candy, and waited for Matt to get all his stuff off the bus so he could ride home with us. ˆ grant ˆ jeet ˆ cotton candy ˆ

, grant stoddard, jeet, karen +1, matt rubano, meredith silverman

Action jump-shot in the parking lot. I love this photo SOOOOO MUCH! From L to R: Karen, Jenny, Matt, Gurj, Grant and Meredith! ˆ grant ˆ jeet ˆ jenny penny ˆ karen ˆ matt ˆ meredith ˆ best ˆ great adventure ˆ jump ˆ

brian battjer, matt rubano

On the walk out to the van, somehow Matt and I started talking about running which led to an argument about who was faster. We decided to settle that shit on the spot with a parking lot footrace! Ready, set... ˆ matt ˆ me ˆ footrace ˆ parking lot ˆ

brian battjer, matt rubano

....GO! Here we are racing towards Grant who's holding his hands out as a makeshift finish line. (I won...but only by a c-hair!) ˆ matt ˆ me ˆ footrace ˆ parking lot ˆ

, brian battjer, grant stoddard, jeet, karen +1, matt rubano, meredith silverman

The van ride home! Grant sat upfront with me... ˆ grant ˆ jeet ˆ jenny penny ˆ karen ˆ matt ˆ me ˆ meredith ˆ rental car ˆ

, jeet, karen +1, matt rubano, meredith silverman

...so that the ladies could all swoon and fawn over Matt. Thanks for hooking it up, homie! I had an awesome time! ˆ jeet ˆ jenny penny ˆ karen ˆ matt ˆ meredith ˆ rental car ˆ

And thank you, maroon rental van! The end! ˆ rental car ˆ van ˆ