Here's the rest of the photos I took in May of 2006, that didn't end up in their very own entry but still deserved to see the light of day!
Sunday, May 14th

On Sunday I took the train out to NJ to my Aunt and Uncle's house to spend some time with my family! I have no idea what the occasion was (Grandma's birthday? Memorial Day?), but whatever it was, here's a picture of my dad commemorating the day.
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Here's my mom and her sister Elaine!
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aunt elaine
mom

And here's G-ma with Uncle Wayne!
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grandma
uncle wayne
Tuesday, May 16th

On Tuesday night I was hanging out at the apartment with Niki the roommate and Grant when I got a text message from Gurj telling us to come join her and a bunch of her friends at 2nd on 2nd for some karaoke! We hopped up right off the couch and headed over!
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grant
gurj
niki

Gurj prepared for karaoke with a generous application of lip balm. (You don't want to open your mouth wide to scream and crack your lips!)
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gurj

Niki and Grant (seen here most likely ogling a girl at the bar).
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niki

Niki, Gurj and Shruti took the stage and rocked it like they were the Asian Pointer Sisters. (I would've just said Indian but Gurjeet don't roll like that).
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niki
shruti
karaoke
trio

Back in the day, the cutest girl in the whole wide world used to be the karaoke host there on Tuesday nights.

OMG, I miss her so much!
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Here's Grant and I showing off our sick asses.
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grant
me

Shruti couldn't resist copping a feel. Nice n' tight, right?
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me
shruti

Grant and Niki took the stage for a duet.
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grant
niki
karaoke

Then it was time for Rob Sheffield to take the stage!
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rob sheffield
karaoke

I don't remember what he sang, but I do remember that whatever it was, it was done with PIZAZZ!
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rob sheffield
karaoke

And that Grant, Niki and I grabbed the second mic to help out with all the backing vocals! Hahah.
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me
niki
karaoke
trio

After Rob's song, Grant took the stage and rocked out with Rick James' Superfreak.
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grant
karaoke

That came complete with DLR (David Lee Roth) kicks.
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grant
dlr kick
karaoke

Scratch that. Multiple DLR kicks...
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grant
dlr kick
karaoke

...and even had a kneeling-on-the-floor freestyle outro!
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grant
karaoke

Then Gurj went up and sang Hollaback Girl which is her SIGNATURE jam!
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gurj
karaoke

Gurj sings the part that goes "A few times I been around that track so it's not just gonna happen like that..." and then we'd all shout back "'Cause I aint' no hollaback GURJ!" (Because her name is Gurj! Get it?)
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gurj
karaoke

Around 2am, lookee lookee who showed up!
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meredith

That's right! It's Meredith! Hahah.
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meredith

Grant was so excited, he did the dance move known as "The Sprinkler."
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dance

Look who's got mantis arm!
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meredith

A few minutes later, Shruti and Meredith hit the stage for what started out as a duet...
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shruti
duet
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...but then Meredith realized that she didn't really know the song that Shruti'd chosen, and it quickly turned into a solo where Shruti sang and Meredith took turns crying...
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shruti
karaoke

...rubbing the mic on her crotch...
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...dancing around Shruti while holding the microphone in a mystical way...
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meredith
shruti
karaoke

...and giving Shruti second mic to sing into. She ended her performance with the big finale of...
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meredith
shruti
karaoke

...putting the mic down her pants. Normally, getting vee-ay-gee on the em-eye-see is an offense that'll get you 86-ed from a karaoke bar, but it's nothing...
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meredith
mic

...a fistfulla dollars to the hostess can't smooth over. Hahah.
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tongue

Then Gurj took the stage again! After her awesome Gwen Stefani jam, we were all psyched to hear her next selection...
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gurj
karaoke

...which turned out to be the super-huge let-down of the century when we realized she'd signed up for John Mayer's "Your Body is a Wonderland!" (WTF, GURJ?)
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gurj
karaoke

Then Rob was up again (to sing something sultry!).
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rob sheffield
karaoke

I love this photo!
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rob sheffield
karaoke

Here's Grant providing some backing vocals.
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gurj

I need to start carrying around a lil' karaoke notebook and writing down what songs people sing! Because months later I look at all these photos and see all the awesome expressions people are making while they sing and I'm DYING to know what songs they were to! Argh!
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rob sheffield
karaoke

Hahaha.
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rob sheffield
karaoke

I tried to use the old "I show you my nipple then you show me your nipple" Jedi-mindtrick on my favorite karaoke hostess...
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me

...but only managed to get her to show me her little brown belly. (Oy va voy).

A little before 3am, Grant and Meredith closed out the night with a final duet!
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meredith
duet
karaoke

Hahaha.
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meredith
best
duet
excited
karaoke

Again, I'm not sure what song it was, but it apparently required some pogo-ing...
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grant
meredith
duet
jump
karaoke

...AND some b-boy dancing!
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meredith
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We bid farewell to our lovely karaoke hostess...

...said goodnight to Shruti and Niki the Roommate (Gurj had to get up early the next morning and had already bailed by this point!) and called it a night!
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niki
shruti

On the walk home we made stupid faces.
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meredith
ugly face

Oh, look! A new ugly face! I call this one "Retarded Mantis!"
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me
hoodie
ugly face

Meredith's old apartment! (This was before we moved in together). Awwww.
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meredith
door
Thursday, May 18th

On Thursday night, I went to a party at The Annex and right when I got there (around 2am) I ran into Crazy Jay...
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and Vibeke (who's hands down, the most out-of-control, will do ANYTHING on a dare, girl I know). For reasons unclear, the minute I ran into her, she took her panties off and put them around my neck. (That's just how she rolls).
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Here's Jay proudly helping me show off my new undie-necklace.
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Hahahah. Oh, come on! Don't get holier than thou. It's not like they didn't just come from somewhere...
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panties

...where you wouldn't mind putting your face! (Photo totally stolen from Burning Angel).
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With Vibeke now undie-less, somehow it made sense to dare her to hover over a stool, PEE on the stool a little bit, and then stand next to the pissed-on stool at the bar and see if she could get some guy to roll up, try to flirt with her and sit down on the stool (and on her piss). Hahahaha.
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vibeke
stool
tongue

Part one of the operation took FOREVER! Vibeke was shocked at her inability to clandestinely conjure up a little urine while hovering over a stool in a crowded bar! She said the hardest part was trying to keep it limited to a little trickle - she was afraid that once she started going, she wasn't going to be able to stop and was going to unleash a flood on the floor. But in the end, she managed to eek out a perfectly proportioned puddle! Here she is proudly showing off her "piss trap!"
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pee
stool

Sure enough, 30 seconds later, some dude rolled up to Vibeke trying to be all smooth and flirty. He was like, "Hi, how's it going?" and then just as Vibeke was about to answer, he sat down IN THE PISS and she started hysterically cackling and pointing at his face. (While Jay and I fell down laughing like 2 feet behind them). The guy got really confused and got up and left in a hurry. Here's the semi-dry stool he cleaned off for us!
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stool

Hahahah. And here's Vibeke (feeling a little bit bad immediately afterwards). Hahaha. STEEP!
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Friday, May 19th

On Friday night I went out and ran into Jessica! That's all!
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me
Sunday, May 21st

On Sunday night, the gang came over to our apartment to play some Cranium. Siege got a "Sense-o-sketch" question (that's where you have to draw with your eyes closed) and made the mistake of blindfolding himself with his own hat! An action that left him vulnerable to...
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katie
meredith
siege
cranium

...all sorts of indignities from our opposing team. Here's me showing off my sweet ass (for the second time in the same entry! That's gotta be a new record!).
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siege
butt
mooned

Katie threw in some titties! And Grant swooped in at the last minute...
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katie
meredith
siege
boobs
nips

..for the piece d'resistance braining! It looks like his nuts are almost touching Siege's hat! Nice!
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grant
siege
brained

Team: Grianie (Grant, Brian and Katie) ending up winning! Woooooo!
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katie
me
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Friday, May 26th

On Friday night, I stopped by Meredith's apartment on my way to the Annex and found her and her friend comparing tongue lengths...
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meredith
tongue

...and other type of "girl party" stuff!
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meredith
bra
drunk
sparks

I went next door to the Annex and ran into Mandy right off the bat!
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mandy
me

A band from New Jersey was setting their gear up on the stage, so we decided to stick around and check out their first song (because they had a bunch of cute girls standing around waiting to see them...so how bad could they be, right?).
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Verdict? Not good at all! (Check out Lawrence's face! Haha). We decided to retreat to the basement and continue our night band-free.
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mandy
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michael

Later that night, Meredith and her friend even came over and joined us!
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meredith
michael
Monday, May 29th

On Monday morning, Meredith and I got up bright and early and took the F train over to West 4th Street station.
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subway

Warm weather? The subway? West 4th Street? There can only be one explanation:
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subway

Taking the A-train to Far Rockaway for...
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map
subway

...the first beach day of the year! Woooo!
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meredith
number one

Here's the view from the subway as it's going over the bridge out to...
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ocean
water

...Far Rockaway Island!
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ocean
water

The beach ended up being a little bit chilly (and the water was downright un-swimmable!) so we only ended up spending a little over two hours before heading back. Here we are on the subway platform happy...
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platform
subway

...and slightly sun-kissed!
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meredith
platform
pretty
subway

Later that afternoon, Mer and I went to Tompkins Square to relax in the grass and read. We looked up from our books and saw two totally hot chicks crossing the park with tiny dogs. We were like "Whoa, check out those two."
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ellen hart
piper
dogs
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As "those two" got closer, we realized it was Ellen and Leigh and that we'd just been busted checking out our own friends! Ellen was there with Piper...
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ellen hart
leigh
piper
dogs
grass

...and Leigh (seen here doing her best Coldstare! Icy!) was there with her brand new dappled daschund puppy Edie! Look at her teeny, tiny little weiner body! Go ahead: Awwwwwww!
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Edie (the tiny little puppy) kept bullying Piper. She'd lay in the grass and feign indifference, but then as soon as Piper wandered into "striking range"...
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piper
dogs
grass

...SHA-POW! She'd leap into action and attack! Eventually, Piper was preemptively laying down and being like "Fuck it. You win. I'm on the ground already so you don't have to knock me over, ok?"
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dogs
grass

All of the puppy-bullying tired Piper out right-quick and a few minutes later...
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piper
dogs
grass

...she came over to rest her little chinny-chin on my leg before ultimately...
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piper
dogs
sleepy

...conking the fuck out on the grass.
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piper
dogs
grass
sleepy

Piper the beleaguered pooch eventually found safe-haven in mom's lap.
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ellen hart
piper
dogs
sleepy
sunglasses

Piper Incognito.
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piper
best
dogs
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