the may roundup: part two may, 2006

Here's the rest of the photos I took in May of 2006, that didn't end up in their very own entry but still deserved to see the light of day!

Sunday, May 14th

On Sunday I took the train out to NJ to my Aunt and Uncle's house to spend some time with my family! I have no idea what the occasion was (Grandma's birthday? Memorial Day?), but whatever it was, here's a picture of my dad commemorating the day.    tags: dad camera

elaine carrick, stephanie battjer
Here's my mom and her sister Elaine!    tags: aunt elaine mom

, wayne carrick
And here's G-ma with Uncle Wayne!    tags: grandma uncle wayne


Tuesday, May 16th
grant stoddard, gurj, niki
On Tuesday night I was hanging out at the apartment with Niki the roommate and Grant when I got a text message from Gurj telling us to come join her and a bunch of her friends at 2nd on 2nd for some karaoke! We hopped up right off the couch and headed over!    tags: grant gurj niki

gurj
Gurj prepared for karaoke with a generous application of lip balm. (You don't want to open your mouth wide to scream and crack your lips!)    tags: gurj

grant stoddard, niki
Niki and Grant (seen here most likely ogling a girl at the bar).    tags: grant niki

, gurj, niki
Niki, Gurj and Shruti took the stage and rocked it like they were the Asian Pointer Sisters. (I would've just said Indian but Gurjeet don't roll like that).    tags: gurj niki shruti karaoke trio


Back in the day, the cutest girl in the whole wide world used to be the karaoke host there on Tuesday nights.

brian battjer
OMG, I miss her so much!    tags: me

brian battjer, grant stoddard
Here's Grant and I showing off our sick asses.    tags: grant me

, brian battjer, grant stoddard
Shruti couldn't resist copping a feel. Nice n' tight, right?    tags: grant me shruti

grant stoddard, niki
Grant and Niki took the stage for a duet.    tags: grant niki karaoke

rob sheffield
Then it was time for Rob Sheffield to take the stage!    tags: rob sheffield karaoke

rob sheffield
I don't remember what he sang, but I do remember that whatever it was, it was done with PIZAZZ!    tags: rob sheffield karaoke

brian battjer, grant stoddard, niki
And that Grant, Niki and I grabbed the second mic to help out with all the backing vocals! Hahah.    tags: grant me niki karaoke trio

grant stoddard
After Rob's song, Grant took the stage and rocked out with Rick James' Superfreak.    tags: grant karaoke

grant stoddard
That came complete with DLR (David Lee Roth) kicks.    tags: grant dlr kick karaoke

grant stoddard
Scratch that. Multiple DLR kicks...    tags: grant dlr kick karaoke

grant stoddard
...and even had a kneeling-on-the-floor freestyle outro!    tags: grant karaoke

gurj
Then Gurj went up and sang Hollaback Girl which is her SIGNATURE jam!    tags: gurj karaoke

gurj
Gurj sings the part that goes "A few times I been around that track so it's not just gonna happen like that..." and then we'd all shout back "'Cause I aint' no hollaback GURJ!" (Because her name is Gurj! Get it?)    tags: gurj karaoke

meredith silverman
Around 2am, lookee lookee who showed up!    tags: meredith

meredith silverman
That's right! It's Meredith! Hahah.    tags: meredith

grant stoddard
Grant was so excited, he did the dance move known as "The Sprinkler."    tags: grant dance

grant stoddard, meredith silverman
Look who's got mantis arm!    tags: grant meredith

, meredith silverman
A few minutes later, Shruti and Meredith hit the stage for what started out as a duet...    tags: meredith shruti duet karaoke

, meredith silverman
...but then Meredith realized that she didn't really know the song that Shruti'd chosen, and it quickly turned into a solo where Shruti sang and Meredith took turns crying...    tags: meredith shruti karaoke

meredith silverman
...rubbing the mic on her crotch...    tags: meredith mic

, meredith silverman
...dancing around Shruti while holding the microphone in a mystical way...    tags: meredith shruti karaoke

, meredith silverman
...and giving Shruti second mic to sing into. She ended her performance with the big finale of...    tags: meredith shruti karaoke

meredith silverman
...putting the mic down her pants. Normally, getting vee-ay-gee on the em-eye-see is an offense that'll get you 86-ed from a karaoke bar, but it's nothing...    tags: meredith mic


...a fistfulla dollars to the hostess can't smooth over. Hahah.    tags: money tongue

gurj
Then Gurj took the stage again! After her awesome Gwen Stefani jam, we were all psyched to hear her next selection...    tags: gurj karaoke

gurj
...which turned out to be the super-huge let-down of the century when we realized she'd signed up for John Mayer's "Your Body is a Wonderland!" (WTF, GURJ?)    tags: gurj karaoke

rob sheffield
Then Rob was up again (to sing something sultry!).    tags: rob sheffield karaoke

rob sheffield
I love this photo!    tags: rob sheffield karaoke

grant stoddard, gurj
Here's Grant providing some backing vocals.    tags: grant gurj

rob sheffield
I need to start carrying around a lil' karaoke notebook and writing down what songs people sing! Because months later I look at all these photos and see all the awesome expressions people are making while they sing and I'm DYING to know what songs they were to! Argh!    tags: rob sheffield karaoke

rob sheffield
Hahaha.    tags: rob sheffield karaoke

brian battjer
I tried to use the old "I show you my nipple then you show me your nipple" Jedi-mindtrick on my favorite karaoke hostess...    tags: me


...but only managed to get her to show me her little brown belly. (Oy va voy).

grant stoddard, meredith silverman
A little before 3am, Grant and Meredith closed out the night with a final duet!    tags: grant meredith duet karaoke

grant stoddard, meredith silverman
Hahaha.    tags: grant meredith best duet excited karaoke

grant stoddard, meredith silverman
Again, I'm not sure what song it was, but it apparently required some pogo-ing...    tags: grant meredith duet jump karaoke

grant stoddard, meredith silverman
...AND some b-boy dancing!    tags: grant meredith dance duet karaoke


We bid farewell to our lovely karaoke hostess...

, niki
...said goodnight to Shruti and Niki the Roommate (Gurj had to get up early the next morning and had already bailed by this point!) and called it a night!    tags: niki shruti

meredith silverman
On the walk home we made stupid faces.    tags: meredith ugly face

brian battjer
Oh, look! A new ugly face! I call this one "Retarded Mantis!"    tags: me hoodie ugly face

meredith silverman
Meredith's old apartment! (This was before we moved in together). Awwww.    tags: meredith door


Thursday, May 18th

On Thursday night, I went to a party at The Annex and right when I got there (around 2am) I ran into Crazy Jay...    tags: crazy jay

, brian battjer
and Vibeke (who's hands down, the most out-of-control, will do ANYTHING on a dare, girl I know). For reasons unclear, the minute I ran into her, she took her panties off and put them around my neck. (That's just how she rolls).    tags: me vibeke panties

, brian battjer
Here's Jay proudly helping me show off my new undie-necklace.    tags: crazy jay me panties tongue

brian battjer
Hahahah. Oh, come on! Don't get holier than thou. It's not like they didn't just come from somewhere...    tags: me panties


...where you wouldn't mind putting your face! (Photo totally stolen from Burning Angel).    tags: vibeke butt


With Vibeke now undie-less, somehow it made sense to dare her to hover over a stool, PEE on the stool a little bit, and then stand next to the pissed-on stool at the bar and see if she could get some guy to roll up, try to flirt with her and sit down on the stool (and on her piss). Hahahaha.    tags: crazy jay vibeke stool tongue


Part one of the operation took FOREVER! Vibeke was shocked at her inability to clandestinely conjure up a little urine while hovering over a stool in a crowded bar! She said the hardest part was trying to keep it limited to a little trickle - she was afraid that once she started going, she wasn't going to be able to stop and was going to unleash a flood on the floor. But in the end, she managed to eek out a perfectly proportioned puddle! Here she is proudly showing off her "piss trap!"    tags: vibeke pee stool


Sure enough, 30 seconds later, some dude rolled up to Vibeke trying to be all smooth and flirty. He was like, "Hi, how's it going?" and then just as Vibeke was about to answer, he sat down IN THE PISS and she started hysterically cackling and pointing at his face. (While Jay and I fell down laughing like 2 feet behind them). The guy got really confused and got up and left in a hurry. Here's the semi-dry stool he cleaned off for us!    tags: pee stool


Hahahah. And here's Vibeke (feeling a little bit bad immediately afterwards). Hahaha. STEEP!    tags: vibeke the bird uncomfortable


Friday, May 19th
, brian battjer
On Friday night I went out and ran into Jessica! That's all!    tags: jessica me


Sunday, May 21st
clayton cubitt siege, katie james, meredith silverman
On Sunday night, the gang came over to our apartment to play some Cranium. Siege got a "Sense-o-sketch" question (that's where you have to draw with your eyes closed) and made the mistake of blindfolding himself with his own hat! An action that left him vulnerable to...    tags: katie meredith siege cranium

clayton cubitt siege
...all sorts of indignities from our opposing team. Here's me showing off my sweet ass (for the second time in the same entry! That's gotta be a new record!).    tags: siege butt mooned

clayton cubitt siege, katie james, meredith silverman
Katie threw in some titties! And Grant swooped in at the last minute...    tags: katie meredith siege boobs nips

clayton cubitt siege, grant stoddard
..for the piece d'resistance braining! It looks like his nuts are almost touching Siege's hat! Nice!    tags: grant siege brained

brian battjer, grant stoddard, katie james
Team: Grianie (Grant, Brian and Katie) ending up winning! Woooooo!    tags: grant katie me high five


Friday, May 26th
meredith silverman
On Friday night, I stopped by Meredith's apartment on my way to the Annex and found her and her friend comparing tongue lengths...    tags: meredith tongue

meredith silverman
...and other type of "girl party" stuff!    tags: meredith bra drunk sparks

amanda tannen, brian battjer
I went next door to the Annex and ran into Mandy right off the bat!    tags: mandy me


A band from New Jersey was setting their gear up on the stage, so we decided to stick around and check out their first song (because they had a bunch of cute girls standing around waiting to see them...so how bad could they be, right?).    tags: band

amanda tannen, brian battjer, lawrence lewitinn, michael jurin
Verdict? Not good at all! (Check out Lawrence's face! Haha). We decided to retreat to the basement and continue our night band-free.    tags: brother lawrence mandy me michael

meredith silverman, michael jurin
Later that night, Meredith and her friend even came over and joined us!    tags: meredith michael


Monday, May 29th

On Monday morning, Meredith and I got up bright and early and took the F train over to West 4th Street station.    tags: map subway


Warm weather? The subway? West 4th Street? There can only be one explanation:    tags: map subway


Taking the A-train to Far Rockaway for...    tags: map subway

meredith silverman
...the first beach day of the year! Woooo!    tags: meredith number one


Here's the view from the subway as it's going over the bridge out to...    tags: ocean water


...Far Rockaway Island!    tags: ocean water

brian battjer
The beach ended up being a little bit chilly (and the water was downright un-swimmable!) so we only ended up spending a little over two hours before heading back. Here we are on the subway platform happy...    tags: me platform subway

meredith silverman
...and slightly sun-kissed!    tags: meredith platform pretty subway

, edie the dog, ellen hart
Later that afternoon, Mer and I went to Tompkins Square to relax in the grass and read. We looked up from our books and saw two totally hot chicks crossing the park with tiny dogs. We were like "Whoa, check out those two."    tags: edie ellen hart piper dogs grass

, edie the dog, ellen hart, leigh lezark
As "those two" got closer, we realized it was Ellen and Leigh and that we'd just been busted checking out our own friends! Ellen was there with Piper...    tags: edie ellen hart leigh piper dogs grass

edie the dog, leigh lezark
...and Leigh (seen here doing her best Coldstare! Icy!) was there with her brand new dappled daschund puppy Edie! Look at her teeny, tiny little weiner body! Go ahead: Awwwwwww!    tags: edie leigh dogs sunglasses

, edie the dog
Edie (the tiny little puppy) kept bullying Piper. She'd lay in the grass and feign indifference, but then as soon as Piper wandered into "striking range"...    tags: edie piper dogs grass

, edie the dog
...SHA-POW! She'd leap into action and attack! Eventually, Piper was preemptively laying down and being like "Fuck it. You win. I'm on the ground already so you don't have to knock me over, ok?"    tags: edie piper dogs grass

, edie the dog
All of the puppy-bullying tired Piper out right-quick and a few minutes later...    tags: edie piper dogs grass


...she came over to rest her little chinny-chin on my leg before ultimately...    tags: piper dogs sleepy


...conking the fuck out on the grass.    tags: piper dogs grass sleepy

, ellen hart
Piper the beleaguered pooch eventually found safe-haven in mom's lap.    tags: ellen hart piper dogs sleepy sunglasses

, ellen hart
Piper Incognito.    tags: ellen hart piper best dogs sunglasses

24 people tagged in this entry
aunt elaine brother lawrence crazy jay dad edie ellen hart grandma grant gurj jessica katie leigh mandy me meredith michael mom niki piper rob sheffield shruti siege uncle wayne vibeke

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band best boobs bra brained butt camera cranium dance dlr kick dogs door drunk duet excited grass high five hoodie jump karaoke map mic money mooned nips number one ocean panties pee platform pretty sleepy sparks stool subway sunglasses the bird tongue trio ugly face uncomfortable water

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