the february roundup: part one

february, 2006

Woo hoo. Here they are are: all the pics that I took in February that didn't end up in their own entry but still deserved better than being resigned to a lonely folder on my computer. Wednesday, February 1st So the big news in February was that I got myself a motherfucking xBox 360. Awwwww, yeah. This was the first thing that I ever bought on eBay (and I didn't even have the patience to do it properly in an auction - I saw one listed for a decent price in one of those "buy it now" auctions and just WENT FOR IT!)    tags: me xbox Wireless controller? Check.    tags: me xbox "Welcome-to-Burger-King" headset so you can be verbally mocked by the eleven year-olds that beat you at online games? Check.    tags: me xbox Hahaha. Here's a photo that pretty much sums up why I this site isn't kept very up-to-date.    tags: me videogames xbox Thursday, February 2nd On Thursday, a whole bunch of us took Sarah out to dinner at Kate's Joint to celebrate her birthday! Here she is showing off a glow in the dark coffee cup and some sort of kissing flamingos decoration (which had to have been gifts from Meredith).    tags: sarah birthday Then it was time to open the "big" gift...    tags: sarah birthday ...we all chipped in and got her the digital camera she wanted! Happy Birthday, Sar!    tags: sarah birthday camera Me and Big Ben Cho!    tags: ben cho me Friday, February 3rd On Friday night, I went to the Stolen Transmission at Orchard Bar for a special "It's Sarah's Birthday" party! Here's Karen with the birthday girl!    tags: karen sarah Gurj and Leigh.    tags: gurj leigh Karen has tiny eyes.    tags: karen Me, Leigh, Gurj and the birthday girl (seen here picking a winner).    tags: gurj leigh me sarah pick At some point someone's hipster scarf got passed around. I first tried to make it work for my "gay pirate" look...    tags: me scarf ...but eventually settled on using it for my "old lady with babushka" look.    tags: leigh me scarf Posh put it to work Keith Richards style.    tags: meredith posh tony scarf Jenny put it to use in some sort of futuristic style that as-yet has no name.    tags: jenny scarf Meredith rocked it wild west style.    tags: meredith scarf And Leigh made it into a tiny, tiny shirt. (But that's because she has a history of tiny, tiny shirts).    tags: leigh best scarf Posh Tony, Gurj and Meredith (licking Gurj's face).    tags: gurj meredith posh tony tongue Posh Tony and Leigh were scandalized by...    tags: leigh posh tony surprise ....Scott's "talent." Hahaha.    tags: scott m blow job SCANDALOUS!    tags: leigh surprise Scott and Greg.    tags: greg k scott m Brandon and Sar.    tags: brandon sarah Tastyface and Karen.    tags: karen me tongue Brandon and Gurj. (I LOVE this photo).    tags: brandon gurj laugh Jenne and Joe.    tags: jenne joe kiss Me and the birthday girl - this photo was taken just moments after a huge fight broke out on the dance floor and Sarah ended up getting accidentally clocked in the face. Ooof!    tags: me sarah Gurj, Leigh and I made her a sympathy card on a napkin.    tags: gurj leigh drawing napkin punch thumbs down Illustrations by Leigh.    tags: drawing napkin Towards the end of the night, I reached into my pocket to get something and realized I was still carrying around the drawing that Grant did of Posh Tony from last month (because every time I was feeling a little down, I'd pull it out and look at it). I got Tony pose with it again to try to gauge the likeness. Hahahaha.    tags: posh tony best drawing On the way home, Leigh took a lil' break to relax in street-side style!    tags: leigh chair Saturday, February 4th On Saturday morning, Meredith and I went down to Chinatown to get our dim sum brunch on and we came across the remains of a (Chinese New Year?) parade.    tags: blood chinatown The rain soaked the confetti and the streets looked like they were pooled in blood.    tags: blood chinatown Tuesday, December 30th On Monday night I went out drinking with Posh Tony and we ended up shooting pool at Max Fish (where we almost got beat to death with a pool cue because of Posh Tony's inability to shut-the-fuck-up when he's drunk).    tags: posh tony max fish pool Tuesday, February 7th On Tuesday night I was walking home down Rivington Street and when I passed the Streit's matzo factory, I saw that there were a ton of dumpsters out front filled all the way to the top with matzos!    tags: dumpster matzo There were like 5 or 6 entire dumpsters filled up with it!    tags: dumpster matzo And a whole dumpster filled with matzo dough! Oy vey! Vhatta Vhaste!    tags: dumpster matzo Wednesday, February 8th On Wednesday night I went out with Rachael (my high school sweetheart, awwwww) to grab a few drinks and catch up.    tags: rachael I've known her since 1993 (which means she knew me when I had the Steven Segal haircut: Shaved around the sides with a pony-tail in the back! *Shudder!* Hey, it was Jersey in the early nineties! Whaddya want from me?)    tags: me rachael Thursday, February 9th Thursday night started out in the East Village. I grabbed a few drinks with Grant, Amanda, Chris the Greek (who was in town from DC) and Eric George.    tags: amanda chris the greek eric george grant the bird Later that night, I headed west to meet up with three of my co-workers, Russ, John and Philip, and we all headed to some club where...    tags: john merlino phil modestin russ porchia ...Leigh was hosting a party.    tags: leigh me lips Leigh hooking us up on the free drink tip!    tags: leigh bartender The ugly face of the night was all about trying to touch your top lip to the bottom of your nose! Leigh and I both made great success!    tags: leigh me lips Not only did Russell manage to touch his top lip to his nose, he actually managed to pretty much COVER his nose! Hahaha.    tags: russ porchia lips Leigh and Russ.    tags: leigh russ porchia lips Ginny was trying for like two whole minutes to get her lip to touch.    tags: ginny lips Finally, Leigh reached in and gave her a lil' help. HONK!    tags: ginny lips After getting our free drinks on with Leigh, we all hopped in a cab to some other party that was going on in the basement of the Tribecca Grand. The music was pumpin' so we hit the dancefloor. Russell showed off his moves.    tags: russ porchia dance Hahahah.    tags: phil modestin russ porchia dance John and Phil.    tags: john merlino phil modestin Merlin and the guys that were DJing that night.    tags: merlin Sheal was not able to touch her lip to her nose.    tags: sheal What's up, 4am? This is a picture of three dudes who are going to be very, very late for work the next day.    tags: john merlino phil modestin russ porchia drunk Friday, February 10th On Friday night, I hopped into Dennis's car and he drove me up to attend Stoopid Newman's birthday party in South Norwalk, CT. (Newman was Dennis's roommate in college and my roommate for almost two years right after college). Right as we were about to walk into the party, I remarked that Dennis's gift for Newman "looked too nice." Dennis agreed, so we took turns stomping the shit out in the parking lot before we went into the party. Hahaha. Dennis went first. Then I gave it a few more kicks and scuffs for good measure.    tags: dens jump The final result! Happy Birthday, Stoopid Newman!    tags: newman gift And here's the birthday boy!    tags: newman birthday hug Here's me and Dennis with the birthday boy! Dennis got Newman a...    tags: dens me newman birthday ...Dodgeball.com t-shirt! Dennis to Josh: "Happy Birthday...now help promote my company!" (Actually, I'm only teasing Dennis! The dodgeball shirt was relevant because after we graduated college and we all got booted off Syracuse University's web servers, Dennis bought the dodgeball.com domain as a place for the three of us to move our personal sites to! They were hosted there for a year or two until Dennis wanted to use to domain for a "city guide" project he was working on in 2000. So that's when Dennis moved his personal site to TeenDrama.com and I bought the I Keep a Diary domain!)    tags: newman birthday shirt tongue I'm not sure who this guy was, but I photo-stalked him around the party for like 5 whole minutes trying to get a clear shot of...(get out of the way balloons!)...    tags: balloons ...the most awesomely impressive braided-rat tail I've ever seen (ok, that wasn't on a lesbian).    tags: balloons braid ponytail As a bonus, I also got to see David Modziack (sp?), former Modem Media co-worker (and Peter North lookalike!) whom I hadn't seen in six years!    tags: me modziack Josh's awesome birthday cake!    tags: birthday cake John, me, Lillian, and Newman (looking like he's REALLY drunk but I think he was just caught mid-blink).    tags: john lillian me newman drunk Yep, see? He looks sober in this photo! I also worked with John and Lillian at Modem Media way back when and hadn't seen the two of them in six years either! Happy Birthday, Stoopid Newman! It was great to see you! I ended up catching the 11pm MetroNorth train back to NYC (because Dens got back in the car and drove up to Mt. Snow). After the train ride, I went home to relax for a bit, then around 3am, I decided to swing by Orchard Bar to see what was going on.    tags: john lillian me newman And what was going on at Orchard Bar was a whole lotta titties! (PS - Jenny Penny I SEE NIP!)    tags: jenny penny karen sarah boobs nips There, that's much more PG. Thanks    tags: jenny penny karen sarah boobs Everyone that was there that night was totally rowdy. At one point in the night, Karen and Jenny realized that they were both wearing ridiculous 80s tights, which led to a whole series of photos...    tags: jenny penny karen tights ...like this. Hahaha. (This is pretty much the photo that should be displayed in the Wikipedia entry for "free-drink tickets: results of").    tags: jenny penny karen tights I can't believe that's actually Jenny's leg that Gurj is holding. It looks like Jenny's handing her some kind of fake "trick" leg or something.    tags: gurj jenny penny tights Gurj, Josh, Jenny, Jenny's fake "trick" leg, Karen and Sarah all crammed behind the tiny DJ booth in the back of old Orchard Bar.    tags: gurj jenny penny josh m karen tights Sammy and Brandon.    tags: brandon sammy Sarah and me and our matching hair.    tags: me sarah Oh, by the way, can you touch your top lip to the bottom of your nose? Gurj: Yes!    tags: gurj lips Karen: Yes!    tags: karen lips Josh: Yes!    tags: josh m lips Josh and Karen gettin' cozy.    tags: josh m karen And even cozier! (Josh's face in this photo makes me lol).    tags: josh m karen best boobs Sarah and Gina BonJersey.    tags: gina bonjersey sarah laugh Gurj, Jenny and Brandon.    tags: brandon gurj jenny penny At the end of the night, we were freaked out because someone left behind a blue plastic bag with something really heavy inside of it. We opened it up and found some sort of wet, igneous rock, wrapped in a soaking wet towel.    tags: rock Best we can figure is someone was bringing it home to (or stole it from?) an aquarium or something and then just got really drunk and left it behind.    tags: rock Saturday, February 11th On Saturday night there was a blizzard and the only other person besides me that felt up to braving the snow in order to head out was Amanda (who can definitely touch her lip to her nose).    tags: amanda fur hat lips We went to MisShapes and it was pretty much totally empty. Except for fellow lip-to-nose touchers Jenny "Fake Leg" Penny...    tags: jenny penny lips and Karen "Aqua Tights" Ruttner.    tags: karen lips Sunday, February 12th On Sunday, Meredith and I trudged through the snow to get some brunch and see a movie.    tags: meredith excited snow "Look how much snow there is!"    tags: meredith snow Monday, February 13th On Sunday Leigh and I went to Bed, Bath & Beyond to get animal -shaped humidifiers!    tags: leigh excited frog humidifier Tuesday, February 14th Valentine's Day! I got Mer a bunch lil Valentine's gifts. First up...    tags: meredith fur hat valentines ...a Malibu flavored chocolate bar.    tags: meredith fur hat valentines Next up...    tags: meredith gift valentines ...wrapped in naked-lady newsprint, no less...    tags: meredith gift valentines ...a frog-shaped humidifier for Meredith's air-so-dry-you-get-nosebleeds apartment!    tags: meredith frog gift humidifier valentines And last but not least, a fancy carrying case for her new laptop! (And yes, I really do have a girlfriend that gets totally stoked about getting a laptop bag for Valentine's Day! I win!). Happy Valentine's Day, gorgeous!    tags: meredith gift valentines

34 people tagged in this entry amanda ben cho brandon chris the greek dens eric george gina bonjersey ginny grant greg k gurj jenne jenny jenny penny joe john john merlino josh m karen leigh lillian me meredith merlin modziack newman phil modestin posh tony rachael russ porchia sammy sarah