the misshapes prom

june 13, 2004

In the middle of June the MisShapes kids decided to throw a prom-themed party. We all put on gay little outfits and headed on over. Woo! See Also: Prom in Brooklyn (September 14, 2002) The Indoorvillage Prom (June 24, 2001) Amber, Fatty, Vin, Aya and Kat all came over to my apartment and we had ourselves a few drinks and shot the shit - and then when it got late enough to avoid the crowds, we started walking west. Here's Amber (looking like a lil' Disney cartoon) and the Fatty. Kat, Amber and the Fatty. Luke and LeRoy (the bar) was all decorated like a high school gymnasium during prom. Betsy and Yelena. Geordan (looking like a fucking SmoothTwinks centerfold) and me. I found Dennis and Audrey cannoodling in the corner. Dennis took out a pin and we set out to see if my fancy camera was fast enough to capture a balloon being popped. Almost! See the little piece of balloon over towards the right edge of the photo? Neat, right? Amber (looking like a Disney character again, except this time: not so cute) and Kat. Aya and Vin. Karen and her wah-wiggity wasted friend. Hahahah. DJ Loveleigh on deck, yo. Amber (this time just looking like hot-ass normal self) and me. Sarah and Paul. Karen giving Sarah's cleavage a little "hot dog in tha bun" action. (Sarah's expression makes this pic a serious contender for Photo of the Night). I didn't have a real bowtie (or a real dress shirt, if we're being honest) so I went with an old prom stand-by and just drew a bow tie on a t-shirt with marker. From a few feet away, it almost looked real! See? (Well, ok - I said almost). Talk about naughty. Cat, Sarah L, Sarah H, and Meredith. I went to pee and found somebody passed out on the toilet! Just like a real high school prom! Aerial view! Sheal doing her Stalone impression. "Yooooooooo! Adian!" On point! Me and Sarah. Beth, Jen and Rebecca (of "Bathroom Humper Mystery" fame. Don't ask). Kat and Amber on the dancefloor. Another high-schooler who's been partying out of his league. With the dancefloor in riotous full-effect, it was time to announce... ...the King and Queen of the prom! And the queen is... ...THIS GIRL! (Whose name I don't know!) And the king is... ....Pete! Wooo! Congrats, guys. Tinny got a little misty-eyed during their inaugural dance. What with Pete doing the Humpty dance and all. Sarah singing along on the floor. Hey look it's Giorgio and Gianguido! The two guys visiting from Italy that Fatty and I met playing frisbee in the park! We invited them to the prom and they came! (The even got dressed up!) It's nice! I like! A retardedly wasted Geordan got behind the bar and started pouring us shots of vodka. After two free rounds, he told me I was going to have to "earn" the third round. "Uh, how do I have to do that?" (nervous laughter). Turns out I had to let him kiss me (but hey he didn't saying anything about me having to kiss him back! Yay, loopholes). So I stood totally frozen with my mouth (and eyes, apparently) wide-open while he frenched me. Hahaha. I look shell-shocked. But hey, when it comes to getting slutty girls dressed in naughty outfits more free drinks, sometime you gotta do what you gotta do. Meanwhile, on the other side of the dancefloor... ...uh-oh! What's going on over here? Looks like Sarah's going in for the smooch... ...but Meredith quickly slid over into the driver's seat (or maybe it just looks that way because she's taller?). I'm shocked ladies. Really. Just shocked. Matt Lesser the Hairdresser. Bonus points to Beth for managing to lick my neck and not even have me notice when I was taking this picture. Meanwhile, over in the DJ booth... ...Leigh was attacking Geordan. Gay boy kissing a girl! Gay boy kissing a girl! Prom dance floor make out! Yeeeessss! Guh-reat Success! Fyuko, Vin and Aya. Kissing a boy might have seemed a little steep before, but when the girls all start touching each other's boobies... ... you can sit back and rest assured knowing it was all worth it. Cat ended up getting so hot that Meredith had to augment her lil' dress with some reflective heat shielding. Yawning on the dancefloor? Party foul! More scandalous make out! *Gasp!* Shocking, really. Not as scandalous as my fucking "got kicked in the neck" hickey, though. Grody. A litte after four, we hopped a cab and called it a night. I ended up losing one of my cameras on the taxi ride home (it fell out of my pants pocket). I figured it gone forever and went out and bought a new one the next day. A few weeks later, I got a call from a guy - his son had found my camera near the curb by their aparment and when he opened it up, found my cell number written on the memory card inside! I gave the kid $40 bucks for finding it and then gave it to Grant (since I'd already bought a new one). Here are the two pics the kid who found it took before the batteries died. Crazy, right?   (added on 01.04.2005)

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