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Here's my last day of errand running and goofing off before leaving
NYC for a twelve day trip to Iceland, England and Crete!
After brunch, Fatty and I were running errands around the Lower East
Side, getting last minute stuff for our trip, and I got a call from
Vin who said we had to meet up because he had a going away present
for me. The present turned out to be this "Penis Drinking Straw."
Vin made me promise that I'd take it on our trip and take lots of pictures
with the Penis Straw in each country that we went through. (By the
way, what's better than the fact that Penis Straw as a giant set of
crooked balls?)
Later in the afternoon, we met up with Chris back at Fatty's and ran
through our "Things To Pack For Vacation" checklist. Here's Chris on
Fatty's back porch getting ready to have the eargasm of a lifetime.
Which quickly led to doing stupid stuff with Fatty's Jack-o-Lanterns
that he had carved the day before.
Hahaha.
Here's Fatty later on that night at my place checking his JDate email
one last time. Because Fatty's like one of three Jewish guys on the
site that's taller than six foot and has all his hair, the kid gets
more emails than he knows what to do with.
After Fatty was finished informing his harem of cyber-Jewesses that
he was going to be out of town for a coupla weeks, we headed over to
Pianos where we ran into my friend Susan.
We showed her the Penis Straw and asked if she wanted to pose with
it. She pulled the whole eargasm thing and we were all like "Sorry,
seen that already today." So she was like, "Oh yeah? Well, have you
ever seen anything like..."
"...THIS?!!" And then proceeded to pull one of the most memorible
faces in recent history. Holy Shit.
Here are some special guest photos courtesty of Susan "Rubberface"
Surface (and yes, that's her real name, so don't even think about teasing
her about it, ok?).
Rachael and I doing a duet.
I think we were singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
The Fatty singing into his beer.
By the look on my face in both of these I was singing something very
high.
I'm going to guess it was either "Gloria" or "Cum On Feel
Tha Noize."
Fatty and Susan.
Hahaha. Holy busted photo.
On the way out Counter gave Fatty a goodbye hug and assured him he'd
keep watch over his Jdate harem.
We met these two as we were leaving. They were in town from England
and when they heard that we were getting ready to take a trip there,
they became our new best friends. The guy in the scarf was so drunk
that we're actually holding him up in this pic.
Afterwards, we walked over to Lit to get our karaoke on over there
for a bit. Stephanie and me.
Some girl we just met going further than anyone had yet gone by actually
putting the tip of her tounge inside the peeny hole of the Penis Straw!
Holy Moly!
Meredity and Herman.
Susan totally getting stone cold busted macking on some boy. Hahaha.
Susan claims she was just talking to him because he
was wearing a shirt with an upside-down picture of himself on it and
she wanted to see if he was a narcissist. A likely story. (photo by
Susan).
Michael T. all busted out one of his dance moves. Which impressed
the crowd until...
...Fatty stepped up and was like "No, wait. Let me show you how
that move's really done."
"Thank you and goodnight, New York City. We'll be back in just a few
weeks."
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