Nerve hosted the premiere for the movie "All the Real Girls." Here's Travis and Emma at the afterparty. ˆ emma ˆ movie premiere ˆ nerve ˆ tongue ˆ

Me and Tara. ˆ me ˆ tara ˆ best ˆ

Meghan and some guy she works with. (Man, these captions really suck. Sorry). ˆ meghan w ˆ

Jen Dolloff, Emma, Lorelei and me. ˆ emma ˆ jen dolloff ˆ lorelei ˆ me ˆ nerve ˆ

I earned $50,000 from the National Enquirerer for capturing photographic evidence of Michael Martin's social life. Seriously, this guy's more elusive than the Yeti. ˆ michael martin ˆ nerve ˆ

If you look over Tara's head, you'll see a dude in the background. If he hadn't moved right at the last second, you'd be able to see that the reason we're making those faces and pointing is because of the... ˆ me ˆ tara ˆ get a load of this guy ˆ

...totally amazing Cosby sweater he was wearing ("A Cosby SWEAT-AHHH!"). Ok, now that that joke's over with, I implore you to scroll back up and look at my face in the pic above. My chin has completely disappeared. If I had a time machine, I would travel back and use the above face to claim First Prize in the Matt Weiner Face Contest. ˆ cosby sweater ˆ strangers ˆ sweater ˆ

Tara's the only girl I've ever met who has Holly Hobby lingerie. Aye Carumba! ˆ tara ˆ best ˆ garter ˆ point ˆ

On Valentine's Day Tara and I went to see Em and Lo perform in a sketch comedy show and then we walked over to Adult World for Gibby's party. ˆ crowd ˆ party ˆ

Tara and I. ˆ me ˆ tara ˆ ugly face ˆ

The crowd. Yay. ˆ bar ˆ crowd ˆ

Tara and Gibby "I'm tattooed from asshole to breakfasttime" Miller. ˆ gibby ˆ tara ˆ

And for Valentine's day you get a.....SCHMOOOOSED FACE! ˆ me ˆ tara ˆ hand ˆ smoosh ˆ

On Sunday and Monday, New York got like 2 feet of snow. (This picture sorta sucks because you can't really tell how deep the snow is, but trust me, it was a lot). ˆ snow ˆ street ˆ

So there's an ironing board resting on top of a 2 foot pile of snow and in the most obvious set-up ever (I mean, like one not even your slow, eight year old cousin would fall for), David goes to Grant, "Hey, I bet you can't surf on that ironing board." As soon as Grant stands on it, David pushes him into the snow. ˆ david f ˆ grant ˆ snow ˆ

Random pic from Piano's on Monday night. Tara in my "snowtrooper" hat. ˆ tara ˆ fur hat ˆ

Random picture of Buster, our temporary office cat. ˆ cat ˆ

He's kind of, um, large. ˆ cat ˆ

On Friday night I stayed home reading and then late night went out and met up with Sara and Val for a drink over in the meat packing district. ˆ sara r ˆ val ˆ

Saturday night I went over to Lauren and Tara's and hung out and shot the shit. ˆ lauren flax ˆ tara ˆ tongue ˆ

Oh, and we got a little tipsy. ˆ lauren flax ˆ tara ˆ best ˆ laugh ˆ wine ˆ

Even Robot, Lauren's cat, was feeling the love. She decided to express it by humping the living shit out of a stuffed animal in the corner. So busted.Smoochy, smoochy. ˆ cat ˆ rape ˆ

Smoochy, smoochy. ˆ lauren flax ˆ me ˆ tara ˆ kiss ˆ

Me repping with the Bowery Pizza guy on the way to work. (Holy creepy photo). ˆ me ˆ statue ˆ thumbs up ˆ