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Both Saturday and Sunday nights started off with booze and Cranium (which
is pretty much the best game ever).
The first
night Joey and I made the mistake of playing teams boys vs. girls. We
got our asses handed to us and were hardly halfway around the board
when the ladies won.
Tookie gives us a little Al Green (doing a "star performer"
question).
Here she is again acting out another "Star Performer." This
one was for "I Shot the Sheriff." See? That's her shooting
the sheriff (But, yo, straight up...she did not shoot no deputy.)
After a little bit of drinking and various other card games, we decided
it would be fun to play "Truth or Dare." I chose "Dare"
(hoping that someone would dare me to hook up with one of the girls),
but instead I got "dared" to let the girls put make up on
me. It was like 8th grade all over again.
Hardee-har-har. So now I'm wearing girly make-up and I figure that if
I choose "dare" again, they'll reward me for being a good
sport and this time I'll get to make out. Too bad I was half right.
They wanted me to make out, but they wanted me to make out with Joey.
When I informed them that I wouldn't kiss him with tounge, the girls
conferred in silence and came back to announce that in lieu of us kissing,
they'd much prefer to watch us have what they called "A Swordfight."
For a brief moment, it sounded like a win-win alternative until I realized
that there were no swords in the vicinity.
As hot as I looked (yeah, that's right - check me pinching them titties!),
Joey wasn't really into the swordfighting thing either. So instead we
had to bump naked asses.
I'm not sure what was going on in this picture. The only thing I know
is that Emma's drunk.
Here's Tookie later on in the night flossing with one of Emma's hairs.
Worn out from a long night of failed homoerotic
scheming, Lo falls asleep on the couch.
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