The Fatty, Grant and Colin already pretty drunk at Don Hill's. ˆ colin ˆ fatty ˆ grant ˆ

Look! It's John Tesch! Nah, actually that's just Sarah's parents' friend, Rex. From left to right: Rex, Mama, Sarah, Steve and Papa. ˆ sarah d ˆ

Grant and Mrs. D. ˆ grant ˆ surprise ˆ

Sarah D & Brian B. ˆ me ˆ sarah d ˆ

That's right, I'm not afraid to do the infamous "invisible wiener dance" (mad props to Greg Whitkin) in front of other people's parents. ˆ me ˆ dance ˆ invisible wiener ˆ mime ˆ

Grant and Sarah. ˆ grant ˆ sarah d ˆ drunk ˆ

*Smooch* ˆ grant ˆ sarah d ˆ kiss ˆ surprise ˆ

Somewhere around this time I noticed that beyond drinking a drink bigger than him, Grant was also smoking... ˆ grant ˆ sarah d ˆ smoke ˆ

...er, sort of. Upon closer examination I realized that he while he was holding a cigarette and even putting it in his mouth and puffing purposely, he wasn't inhaling any of the smoke. When I teased him, he goes "I've never smoked a cigarette in my life." ˆ grant ˆ drunk ˆ smoke ˆ

Me: "Oh, really? Why don't you try inhaling?"
Grant, drunkenly: "Ok!" ˆ grant ˆ drunk ˆ smoke ˆ

Me: "BWA-HAHAHAHA!"
Grant: "*cough, sputter, cough, cough*" ˆ grant ˆ best ˆ cough ˆ

Grant was sweating this chick for awhile, so after he finished his ridicu-normous-sized drink he mustered up enough liquid courage to go up and start dancing with her. ˆ grant ˆ best ˆ dance ˆ strangers ˆ

Turns out, the chica was totally diggin his shizzit and started cutting some serious rug with him. ˆ grant ˆ best ˆ dance ˆ nervous ˆ strangers ˆ

What's better than their opposite "black 'n' white" outfits? They look like they came out of a skit from "Laugh In." ˆ grant ˆ dance ˆ strangers ˆ

You know, life's funny: One minute you're riding high at a fancy-smancy club in the West Village and dancing with a hot chick. And then just 10 minutes later... ˆ grant ˆ best ˆ dance ˆ strangers ˆ

...you're crosstown on the Bowery splattering your own shoes with vomit. ˆ grant ˆ barf ˆ best ˆ drunk ˆ

But Frank said it best: "That's life." You just gotta pick yourself up and get back in the race. ˆ grant ˆ drunk ˆ embarrassed ˆ thumbs up ˆ