my 26th birthday party!


To celebrate my 26th bday I put the word on the wire: big party at my new digs. Not wanting to be Vanity Smurf, I billed the party as a "Birthday / Housewarming /It's-Summertime-And-Really-Nice Out" Party (the latter category was so that people that hate me could still attend and not feel like they were selling out. Noice, right?).

To make things even better, a week before the party Grant Stoddard found out that his visa to stay in the US was approved which gave us one more thing to celebrate (Grant not getting his Limey-ass deported). As always, hilarity ensued.

ˆ 105 bowery ˆ

grant stoddard

U-S-A! U-S-A! Grant salutes in front of the light-up flag we scored at K-mart for $12 in honor of his visa coming through. ˆ grant ˆ flag ˆ salute ˆ

, josh teixeira, vin ganapathy

Josh, Dave, Vin & Tyler all showed up nice and early to get this party started right (and quickly). ˆ dave g ˆ josh ˆ tyler ˆ vin ˆ

, emma taylor

Hannah, Becky and Emma = All three Taylor sisters! ˆ becky ˆ emma ˆ hannah ˆ

grant stoddard

Just in case there were any lingering doubts about Grant's sexuality, they were finally dispelled with this dandy pair of striped socks. Jesus. ˆ grant ˆ socks ˆ

Around 11:30 the party started warming up... ˆ 105 bowery ˆ crowd ˆ party ˆ

, david f

Dave Forman, y'all! ˆ david f ˆ jen dolloff ˆ

, amy albano, chris hanigan

Amy, Mandy and Chris (the future Mr. & Mrs. Chris Hanigan). Fack. ˆ amy a ˆ chris hanigan ˆ mandy m ˆ

, brian battjer

Sarah gets mad props for being the only person to bring me a non-alcoholic gift. (A sweet-ass pair of Pumas). ˆ me ˆ sarah l ˆ

, josh teixeira, vin ganapathy

Sarah, Rachel (Sarah's new roommate), Josh and Vinay. ˆ josh ˆ rachel ˆ sarah l ˆ vin ˆ

, amanda berkowitz, brian battjer, debbie thomlinson

Amanda, Melissa (who in case you didn't know happens to be one of the "Queens of Brooklyn Electroclash" hahaha), Debbie T and me. ˆ amanda ˆ debbie ˆ me ˆ melissa burns ˆ

Deb and April left my party early which would've been lame if they weren't leaving early to have totally fucking hot lesbian sex. Seriously. ˆ april ˆ deb au-yeung ˆ

karen landes

Karen Landes with "3 POUNDS!!!" of pretzels - which believe it or not somehow got finished before the end of the night. ˆ karen landes ˆ treats ˆ

brian battjer, josh teixeira, karen marsala

K. Marsala and Josh show some o' that winning ivory. ˆ josh ˆ karen marsala ˆ me ˆ

, karen landes

Dave G ("The Ladies Choice") warms it up with K. Landes. ˆ dave g ˆ karen landes ˆ

brian battjer

The electric, light-up bulb flag was nice, but it just wasn't enough. So at some point in the night I dragged out the 4ft. sparklers that we bought on our recent NH Vacation. ˆ me ˆ sparkler ˆ

See? That's much better. (BTW, who are these guys?) ˆ flag ˆ sparkler ˆ strangers ˆ

grant stoddard

Grant Stoddard looking for a swordfight. (This kid's always looking for a "swordfight" if you know what I'm saying...) ˆ grant ˆ metal ˆ sparkler ˆ

Jim Jazz likes sparklies! ˆ jim jazz ˆ sparkler ˆ

joey cavella

Joey Cavella in the hizzouse. ˆ joey ˆ sparkler ˆ

, josh teixeira, karen landes

As the night wore on, part of the party busted out the back door onto my porch. ˆ connor ˆ dave g ˆ josh ˆ karen landes ˆ 105 bowery ˆ roof ˆ the bird ˆ

grant stoddard

And part of Grant busted off the roof onto my neighbor's patio below. Doh! ˆ grant ˆ pee ˆ roof ˆ

grant stoddard, mark bibbins

Mark Bibbins (aka - Tha Notorious B.I.B.) & Grant. ˆ grant ˆ mark bibbins ˆ

emma taylor, grant stoddard

Emma Taylor got her drink on! Here she is trying to make Grant swing dance (to Weezer, no less). ˆ emma ˆ grant ˆ dance ˆ

, karen landes, karen marsala

Karen M, Natasha, Kahn-ur, and Karen L. ˆ connor ˆ karen landes ˆ karen marsala ˆ natasha ˆ wink ˆ

brian battjer, emma taylor

Me & Em. ˆ emma ˆ me ˆ

grant stoddard, isabella robertson

Tookie & Grant. ˆ grant ˆ tookie ˆ

amanda berkowitz, grant stoddard

This is the 2nd best pic of the night. Vin & Josh blow up Grant's spot ("Who does that guy think he is back there?") as he tries to kick it to Amanda in the background. HAHAHA! ˆ amanda ˆ grant ˆ best ˆ get a load of this guy ˆ mackin ˆ

grant stoddard, joey cavella

But what Vin & Josh didn't realize was that Grant was wearing his "sexy socks" and then the next thing you know.... ˆ grant ˆ joey ˆ get a load of this guy ˆ socks ˆ

amanda berkowitz, grant stoddard, josh teixeira

...uh-oh, makeout! Maybe Grant's got some game after all? ˆ amanda ˆ grant ˆ josh ˆ kiss ˆ makeout ˆ

, amanda berkowitz

Or maybe Amanda was just sha-sha-shitfaced! Check her out making the make on Jen D. Doh. ˆ amanda ˆ jen dolloff ˆ girl on girl action ˆ

, karen landes

Yep, about 4am and the party started to get a leeetle rowdy. ˆ connor ˆ karen landes ˆ tit squeeze ˆ

emma taylor, grant stoddard, vin ganapathy

Here's the best pic of the night: Em & Vin! Who knew? ˆ emma ˆ grant ˆ vin ˆ best ˆ

The aftermath. My kitchen table, 5am. ˆ 105 bowery ˆ mess ˆ party ˆ

david f, grant stoddard

The next moring, Dave and Grant (aka - the bestest friends ever) came over to help me clean up. Check out Dave way in the background rocking out to Laura Branigan's "Gloria" while mopping. ˆ david f ˆ grant ˆ 105 bowery ˆ

Ahhhh....all clean. ˆ 105 bowery ˆ