goodbye, billyburg


On the eve before moving out of Brooklyn for good, I headed out with some friends to Rosemary's Greenpoint Tavern (which isn't even in Greenpoint!).

, grant stoddard, josh teixeira

Grant, Beck, Josh, Vin (you can only see his brown hands in this pic) and Dave all hold on to 32oz of domestic love. ˆ becky ˆ dave g ˆ grant ˆ josh ˆ rosemarys greenpoint tavern ˆ

grant stoddard

It was a very emotional night. ˆ grant ˆ hug ˆ

grant stoddard, josh teixeira

Hugs turned to slow dancing. ˆ grant ˆ josh ˆ hug ˆ

, vin ganapathy

Vin, Becky, Dave's bony-ass middle finger. ˆ becky ˆ vin ˆ the bird ˆ

, vin ganapathy

Oh yeah. ˆ dave g ˆ vin ˆ camera shy ˆ thumbs up ˆ

If Vin ever asks to see my camera, chances are it's because there's girl who either has her panties showing or just has a dope-ass badonkadonk butt...and either way, Vin's going to make sure he gets a picture of it. ˆ butt ˆ strangers ˆ

brian battjer

Turns out, this spectacular heine belonged to (dreamgirl) Heidi. ˆ me ˆ dance ˆ rosemarys greenpoint tavern ˆ strangers ˆ

brian battjer

Me foiling another of Vin's attempted ass-shots! BWA-HAHA! ˆ me ˆ butt ˆ strangers ˆ

, brian battjer, grant stoddard

Dave G (The Ladies' Choice) has got to get with the program! He's all in the background making his "Party Guy Face" when we clearly told him that it was a "Blue Steel" moment. ˆ dave g ˆ grant ˆ me ˆ best ˆ blue steel ˆ metal ˆ

, brian battjer

So I'm all out on the dance floor cutting some rug and suddenly I notice the dancefloor part like the Red Sea and this sauc,y little minx saunters her way over to me and says, "Say-hey motherfucker, we gonna dance or what?" ˆ frances ˆ me ˆ rosemarys greenpoint tavern ˆ

, brian battjer

Yo, so what's a white boy to do? Motherfucking dance, that's what. ˆ frances ˆ me ˆ best ˆ dance ˆ rosemarys greenpoint tavern ˆ

, brian battjer

This is Frances. She works at Rosemary's. She's 64 years old and still can shake her thang. God bless her little heart. ˆ frances ˆ me ˆ hug ˆ tongue ˆ

, brian battjer

After warming up the front, Mommy moved the party around back. Damn! ˆ frances ˆ me ˆ best ˆ rosemarys greenpoint tavern ˆ

, brian battjer

Hahahaha. ˆ frances ˆ me ˆ best ˆ rosemarys greenpoint tavern ˆ

, brian battjer

Check out my hand on her bald, little head as I shake it down! This is probably the second greatest photo on my website... ˆ frances ˆ me ˆ best ˆ dance ˆ rosemarys greenpoint tavern ˆ

, brian battjer

...only because this photo is the greatest. Look at who's large and in charge at the back of the caboose. Frances in the muthafucking hizzouse, you know what I'm sayin? ˆ frances ˆ me ˆ best ˆ dance ˆ rosemarys greenpoint tavern ˆ

, josh teixeira

Goodbye, Billyburg. ˆ dave g ˆ josh ˆ drunk ˆ the bird ˆ