january 22, 2002
boyz nights out
Hmmm, nothing too exciting here. Just me and my gay-ass friends out on the town two nights in a row trying to kick it to the lovely ladies of the East Village.
PRESENTING: THA PLAYAZ
Vin "Cold Lamp" Ganapathy.
Josh "T-Bone" Teixeira.
Matty "Sluggz" Atkinson & Brian "Pimpmasta B" Battjer (Yours Truly).
Grant "The Manimal" Stoddard.
Matt "The Hairdresser" Lesser & Debbie "Honorary Boy" Thomlinson.
PRESENTING: THA EVENINGS
In order for an evening to qualify as an official "Boyz Night Out," two things must transpire: 1. Alcohol must be consumed. Check.
PS - Big ups to whichever one of my gaylord friends managed to kneel behind Josh and give him this awesome, reach-through faux-ballcupping!
2. Boobies must be touched. Check! It's official, baby!
Vin and Matt talking about "Bitches, man. Bitches."
Grant & Debbie (notice how he's pulling Debbie in close to maximize "boobies touching chest" effect). Money. So money.
Alisa & Me (apparently getting attacked by fireflies).
Cold Lamping Group Pose #423. Word.
On the way home from Cherry Tavern, a well liquored Josh Teixeira took it upon himself to start attacking people Wolverine-style with a discarded Xmas tree he found lying on the side walk.
Here's a close up of Josh's face above. Priceless.
Buttsecks!