the drunk's xmas december 13, 2001


My friends Tyler, Mary and Sean sent around the following email:

"It's the festive time of the year so we thought it would be fun to have a few drinks with all our friends (or the "Superbitchin' Super Squad" as we call them) for a change of pace. Please join us in some Yuletide cheer....and by that, of course, we mean snorting Drano. Mike and Tyler are spinning records from their personal collections, so make sure your ears are ready for suck! Santa hats are optional, but strongly encouraged. Santa thongs are even more optional. Look, we don't want to have to use the phrase "drunken high school makeout party" here, but we think it's going to be a drunken high school makeout party. "


Holiday Merriment is infinitely easier to make when you've got festive shoes on. Josh and I rock a red shoe diary night in step, yo.


Group shot.


Josh, me, Emma and Lorelei


Jack Wright and Joey.


Joey's prayers for some Christmas nipple were suddenly (and wonderfully) answered.


I can't even imagine how many hours Tyler's had to put in in front of the mirror to perfect this "I'm A Carefree Rocker" glare. Damn, that's good.


You like-a the schmooshed face?


Sean and sweet, sweet Joy (to the world).


Okay, here's where things started to get a little out of hand. Mary showed her boobies.


Lo made faces


Vin showed up from his blind date wah-wiggity-wasted.


Josh peed on the sidewalk


Ryan put Jack in a fireman's carry


Jack licked Emma. A Good Night was had by all.
  

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