a very merry drunk's xmas


My friends Tyler, Mary and Sean sent around the following email:

"It's the festive time of the year so we thought it would be fun to have a few drinks with all our friends (or the "Superbitchin' Super Squad" as we call them) for a change of pace. Please join us in some Yuletide cheer....and by that, of course, we mean snorting Drano. Mike and Tyler are spinning records from their personal collections, so make sure your ears are ready for suck! Santa hats are optional, but strongly encouraged. Santa thongs are even more optional. Look, we don't want to have to use the phrase "drunken high school makeout party" here, but we think it's going to be a drunken high school makeout party. "

Holiday Merriment is infinitely easier to make when you've got festive shoes on. Josh and I rock a red shoe diary night in step, yo. ˆ shoes ˆ

brian battjer, debbie thomlinson, emma taylor, lorelei sharkey

Group shot. ˆ debbie ˆ emma ˆ lorelei ˆ me ˆ

brian battjer, emma taylor, josh teixeira, lorelei sharkey

Josh, me, Emma and Lorelei. (Josh, am I cupping your boobie?) ˆ emma ˆ josh ˆ lorelei ˆ me ˆ

Tyler was on the decks playing some holiday tunes! ˆ tyler ˆ dj ˆ

, emma taylor

Mary was giving out Christmas kisses under the mistletoe. ˆ emma ˆ mary ˆ kiss ˆ

, brian battjer

Yes, please! ˆ mary ˆ me ˆ kiss ˆ

jack wright, joey cavella

Jack Wright and Joey. ˆ jack wright ˆ joey ˆ point ˆ

jack wright

Joey's prayers for some Christmas nipple were suddenly (and wonderfully) answered. ˆ jack wright ˆ nipple ˆ pray ˆ

I can't even imagine how many hours Tyler's had to put in in front of the mirror to perfect this "I'm A Carefree Rocker" glare. Damn, that's good. ˆ tyler ˆ smoke ˆ

brian battjer, emma taylor

You like-a the schmooshed face? ˆ emma ˆ me ˆ smoosh ˆ ugly face ˆ

Sean and sweet, sweet Joy (to the world).

Okay, here's where things started to get a little out of hand. Mary showed her boobies. ˆ mary ˆ boobs ˆ laugh ˆ

lorelei sharkey

Lo made faces. ˆ lorelei ˆ best ˆ tongue ˆ ugly face ˆ

vin ganapathy

Vin showed up from his blind date totally wah-wiggity-wasted. ˆ vin ˆ

josh teixeira

Josh peed on the sidewalk. ˆ josh ˆ pee ˆ

jack wright

Ryan put Jack in a fireman's carry. ˆ jack wright ˆ carry ˆ

emma taylor, jack wright

Jack tried to ear-tongue Emma (but was denied!). A Good Night was had by all. ˆ emma ˆ jack wright ˆ lick ˆ tongue ˆ