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a very merry drunk's xmas

december 12, 2001

My friends Tyler, Mary and Sean sent around the following email:

"It's the festive time of the year so we thought it would be fun to have a few drinks with all our friends (or the "Superbitchin' Super Squad" as we call them) for a change of pace. Please join us in some Yuletide cheer....and by that, of course, we mean snorting Drano. Mike and Tyler are spinning records from their personal collections, so make sure your ears are ready for suck! Santa hats are optional, but strongly encouraged. Santa thongs are even more optional. Look, we don't want to have to use the phrase "drunken high school makeout party" here, but we think it's going to be a drunken high school makeout party. "


Holiday Merriment is infinitely easier to make when you've got festive shoes on. Josh and I rock a red shoe diary night in step, yo.   tags:shoes

brian battjer, debbie thomlinson, emma taylor, lorelei sharkey
Group shot.    tags:debbie emma lorelei me

brian battjer, emma taylor, josh teixeira, lorelei sharkey
Josh, me, Emma and Lorelei. (Josh, am I cupping your boobie?)   tags:emma josh lorelei me


Tyler was on the decks playing some holiday tunes!   tags:tyler dj

, emma taylor
Mary was giving out Christmas kisses under the mistletoe.   tags:emma mary kiss

, brian battjer
Yes, please!   tags:mary me kiss

jack wright, joey cavella
Jack Wright and Joey.   tags:jack wright joey point

jack wright
Joey's prayers for some Christmas nipple were suddenly (and wonderfully) answered.    tags:jack wright nipple pray


I can't even imagine how many hours Tyler's had to put in in front of the mirror to perfect this "I'm A Carefree Rocker" glare. Damn, that's good.   tags:tyler smoke

brian battjer, emma taylor
You like-a the schmooshed face?    tags:emma me smoosh ugly face


Sean and sweet, sweet Joy (to the world).


Okay, here's where things started to get a little out of hand. Mary showed her boobies.   tags:mary boobs laugh

lorelei sharkey
Lo made faces.    tags:lorelei best tongue ugly face

vin ganapathy
Vin showed up from his blind date totally wah-wiggity-wasted.   tags:vin

josh teixeira
Josh peed on the sidewalk.   tags:josh pee

jack wright
Ryan put Jack in a fireman's carry.   tags:jack wright carry

emma taylor, jack wright
Jack tried to ear-tongue Emma (but was denied!). A Good Night was had by all.   tags:emma jack wright lick tongue

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