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Having just recently broken up with my girlfriend, I decided to head down and visit my friend Sam (whom I went to Keystone with) and do all sorts of stuff that would've gotten me in trouble had I still had a girlfriend.  I roll into town and right off the bat the kid's biting my nipples and shit.  Me with two of Sam's housemates (whose names I have since forgotten).  Maytia (also from Keystone) lives in nearby Ephreda and came down to visit and catch up.  See, here's the thing about Sam: he takes out his junk more than anyone that you know. I swear to Christ, get two beers in the kid and either his dick or his balls or both come out.  The other thing about Sam is that his dick is pretty big...I guess that's why he's always taking it out. Anyway, usually soon after his junk comes out...he'll start making out.  See. What did I tell you?  Yet another Keystonian, Cara Carberry also drove down to rep with the old crew.  Here we're about to see a very familiar pattern (documented yet again). Sam starts consuming alcohol...  Then Sam's junk comes out.  Here's a little variation on the theme...instead of going right for the make-out, Sam weaves his penis through the fence slats so he can share his "joy" with the people hanging out at a party in the yard next door.  Seeing Sam's unit had the girls next door clammoring for more ridge so I stepped in to add to the show.  Parting is such sweet, sweet sorrow. |
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